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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

In the last decade or so, since I started paying attention to this sort of thing, I have almost never seen these people actually make the sort of content that they claim to want so badly. (And the few times that I have seen it, the final result was almost predictably awful in its execution, so packed with stereotypes--which would be screamed down for being offensive if someone like I made them--that you'd almost think it was some long-game satire at work.)

No, it's always on other people to validate them, to give meaning to their otherwise basic-as-shit, bland little existences. And they have to get their fix, either by desperately wringing out an existing game in search of "coded" meaning that only they're wise and observant enough to see (yeah, right) or by casting out shrieking demands for new work to accommodate them.

And that leads to shit like this long-ass, pseudo-intellectual jerk-off session of an article, where all of this supposed hidden meaning is to be found in a game about mutated cephalopods squirting ink at each other. Well guess what faggots, it's not about queer life at all. Splatoon is made the Japanese, and those perverts are into bukkake and tentacle porn. Think about that for a moment, and you'll understand exactly what the real meaning behind the game is.

Checkmate!

[–]handbananasrevenge 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They can’t create anything which is why they are always trying to take over things others created.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin that which good forces have invented or made” - JRR Tolkien

[–]LyingSpirit472 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

That's unfair.

You say it like they aren't into bukkake and tentacle porn too, and that's WHY they think it's for them.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, you're right. I should never forget that taking a load to the face and writhing appendage up an orifice is something that everyone can enjoy. I apologize.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

One or the other, don’t be greedy mate!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Hey, I might apologizing, but I'm still a straight white male. That means greed is part of my cultural expression!

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

But this greed is part of bukkake and tentacle porn. If marginalized spicy straights can't co-opt taking many, many random loads to the face from anyone who feels like it, especially people of lower socioeconomic classes/races so they know what a filthy bitch in heat they are, while having inhuman writhing appendages in their naughty, naughty holes to show their insatiable desires can't even be finished by humanoids, what ARE they allowed to be greedy for?

[–]Dzonatan 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Does everything has to have deep meaning? Can't we just have dumb fun like teenagers?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Nope, "fun" is synonymous with (and a product of) racism, fascism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, and capitalism. And any attempt to have it must be punished most harshly.

[–]BioEssentialism 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Comrade! /s

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry, that was last revolution's term, the new one is Comradx. And since you didn't know that, you're obviously a capitalist infiltrator and will be dealt with accordingly.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Those who can't teach. You really like entertainment content but are a talentless hack? No problem, get a job as a journalist and project your lack of creative ability onto others!