LOL this comment from the article:

Not once did it cross Mr Happy’s mind to declare his pronouns, and he lived happily ever after. Mr Topsy-Turvy, however, had always been confused about his gender, until he changed his identity to Little Mx Trans and Fabulous. Now everyone respects him more, of course. This infuriated Mr Angry, while Mr Forgetful couldn’t remember whether he was born a boy or girl. Meanwhile, Mr Sensible suggested to everyone that the children reading about all of them should perhaps be exposed to slightly more innocuous, less sexual stereotypes until they were older. Everyone stood agape. This was the best idea they had heard all day! Little Miss Support Trans Rights moped off with her tail between her legs and an existential crisis.

The End.