TRANSGENDEREAT THE GIRLDICK BIGOT

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 9 insightful - 11 fun9 insightful - 10 fun10 insightful - 11 fun -  (10 children)

Yesterday,
All the trannies seemed so far away,
Now it looks like they are here to stay,
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 11 insightful - 11 fun11 insightful - 10 fun12 insightful - 11 fun -  (7 children)

There once was a lady from Venus.

Who had such a glorious penis.

But despite that grand spigot

All the girls were such bigots.

And that's how she knew all the lesbos were extremists!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Oh, you monster…breaking the rhyme scheme at the end!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

Rhymes are the work of the patriarchy!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

It's true, all true. I'm a representative of the Patriarchy, and I can absolutely confirm that rhymes are, indeed, one of our programs to further the spread of misogyny. Not quite sure how it does that, mind you, but it does.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

By the creative use of verse, we can place upon women a curse.Though try as they might they cannot hope to fight our attempts to make their lives worse!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Our couplets they tried to best,
With weak rhymes straight off their chest.
They couldn’t have known,
Our verses have shown.
Big balls will always beat breast.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

And that's how she knew all the lesbos were extremists!

Which proves that lesbos are extremists!

The rhyme works well, but the cadence was off.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I identify as having rhythm. How dare you impose your patriarchal colonialist music theory!

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Then I saw my face Reeeeeeeeeee guess I'm a deceiver I transitioned to be a her. Or so I tried.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I thought breasts were only true in fairy tales. Made for someone else but not for me. No one wanted to fuck me, that's the way it seemed. Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Then I did HRT!

Now I'm a Lesbian! Not a trace of man left in me! I'm a girl, you can't disagree that my penis is more feminine than yours.