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[–]NerveActive 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Black people stole the rain dance from native americans!

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Um, acktually sweaty, the native americans were Black originally, but whiteness was invented in 1618 and one year later they all were weakened into whiteness after slavery came in, and anyway forcing them from their own land and putting them on the worst land in the continent, then just killing them when it turned out it had oil is nowhere near as bad a crime as when they made people work. Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You see when the first pilgrims came on the HMS Enterprise in 1776 they were carrying blankets with the SARS virus. SARS is short for Sudden Anglo Reversion Syndrome, and once the Indians caught the virus they all turned white. This is what started the Evolutionary war.

[–]Datachost 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly more believable than some of the shit Scientologists believe