Lesbians and bisexual women - I invited many of you from TiA on Reddit to a gender critical exclusive les/bi discord server just before it was banned. Drop me a message for an invite. (ps enjoy the meme)

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[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

"...honey..."

"Yes, dear?"

"...I'm gay..."

"....this is a shock, but I love you and I can live with this. Who's your new girlfriend so we can make this as easy as it has to be?"

"It's your college roommate Bob."

"...my best friend? W-wait, he's a GUY!"

"Sorry. I'm cheating, that means I'm gay."

"...if you wanted to divorce me, then just SAY SO, don't give me this bullshit that you're now gay!"

"Oh, no. Since I'm gay, and I choose to stay married to you, that means you and Bob are both now married to me this way, which makes it a gay marriage, which makes you and him both gay. I'm gay. Bob's gay. You're gay. Accept that you're gay or you're homophobic."

Beat.

"...well, Bob WAS better at sucking dick than you ever were...okay, I'll run with it."