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[–]CreditKnifeMan 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Identify as trans, black, and disabled.

Get paid.

[–]SJCringe 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

So let me get this straight…if someone is black but not trans or disabled, they have to PAY reparations?

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I didn't realise that, but I think you're actually right. Not enough to be black anymore!

[–]Giant-Blue-Catfish 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve seen people call black people “white” when they behave conservatively

[–]AkbarZip 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Technically yes but nowadays anyone can go "I identify as trans" and you're a bigot for even questioning. Any black person can just say "I'm trans."

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They're going to make dozens of dollars.

[–]TotoroDeams 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Things that are illegal for $500

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Seems like you could just tick yes in the box regardless for the free tickets. I'm gonna try and see if they let me in.

[–]TotoroDeams 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Report back, let us know!

[–]r2d2_21 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Shit like this is why everyone started identifying as trans. Maybe transracial will be the next step, at last.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I've long said I identify as "human" because race is a social construct and we are better off not propagating the idea that skin color is at all a relevant attribute in people's lives.

I mean let's be perfectly fair here, some "black people" have white skin, it's called albinoism. So it's not the skin color that is even relevant to the racial identity really. There's no single objective metric you can point to that is a definitive way to identify someone's race. It's not like sex where dimorphism is usually obvious and reproduction capability is a very clear indicator. Racial categories are wholely defined by social attitudes and have almost everything to do with culture and almost nothing to do with any kind of genetic dispositions beyond very surface level appearance based metrics used for judgement. But Americans especially are just so obsessed with the topic. Try telling Americans that loads of Mexicans are white and they'll act like you are an idiot, but it was settled by fucking Spain, of course there's going to be lots of white people there. It just serves as a perfect example how ideas of race aren't at all based on science or ancestry. It's all social positions and perceived differences from that.

[–]BluuDegenerate 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I like to say "race is one of the least important things about a person." But apparently that's somehow racist... Identity is much the same. It's just not important.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Just identify as trans non-trans.

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The mind of a man in the brain of a woman in the body of a man. double the trans, double the oppression points.

[–]meisthebigdumbTransracial BlackX Rockgender Bispecies 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Lmao you can be transracial

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, Shaun King is trying his best to make it happen every day.

[–]AkbarZip 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not black to white, these idiots view whiteness as an immutable stain, something you can never escape. All you can do is beg for salvation from the people you're oppressing by virtue of your physical features and background.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I consider not having to go to this show a reparation.

Your move, wokescolds.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The day they come out with reparations I'll suddenly remember that black ancestor I had some 300 years ago.