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[–]crackerjack 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

if i am not mistaken, i might have a bit too drunk one time and received oral favors from that lizard.

i must confess.

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One of the key distinguishing features of the agamids is their teeth,

Is that why they call you hamburger?

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    [–]crackerjack 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    i feel a bowel movement coming on, it feels like all of my ass is getting ready to explode.

    should i get checked for covid? maybe i should just take a shower and drink some tea and eat some mint candy.