Bio trans girls UWU

gloomy_bear · 2024-03-31T13:44:54+00:00

I love the bio transgirls comics lol

UncleWillard56 · 2024-02-28T17:04:07+00:00

Sure you will. Just listen for the yelling "I SAID 'AGENT' MOTHERFUCKER!!"

IkeConn · 2024-02-27T23:04:19+00:00

OnlyFans girls will go broke.

UncleWillard56 · 2024-01-03T20:00:48+00:00

Didn't Maine beat back the white walkers?

IkeConn · 2024-01-02T21:58:09+00:00

Well good.

NastyWetSmear · 2023-10-19T23:04:51+00:00

Those are pretty spectacular tits... For a mouse, I mean... Forget I said anything.

jet199 · 2023-09-13T11:49:28+00:00

The response

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2002/mar/24/letters.featuresreview

Chipit · 2023-07-15T20:14:27+00:00

I was just at an airport today and there were signs saying, "If you are being human trafficked, reach out to our staff for help."

Child trafficking is so prevalent that there are signs at the fricken airports. The corporate media is going all-out to defend child traffickers. Why?

Oyveygoyim · 2023-07-15T19:58:23+00:00

You'd think this film invaded Ukraine with the way the media has collectively decided to bash it.

TitsAndWhiskey · 2023-07-15T17:56:17+00:00

Lol it’s so fucking ridiculous. Ask these shitheels how, exactly, it’s a Qanon conspiracy theory and they fall apart.

Literally all they know about the movie is that they’re supposed to make that claim. They have no way to follow it up lol.

Chipit · 2023-05-13T07:53:46+00:00

They used to be pretty funny, but went full woke some time ago. This is the rare occasion they criticize their own side. I'm sure they're being shouted down for it.

Drewski · 2023-05-12T19:15:55+00:00

What's this, did The Onion actually post something funny? In 2023?

Chipit · 2023-03-08T10:55:02+00:00

Watch the Californians Move To Texas series here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf0ejejfF_wYRhBwtSwvNBPGyA95Ll7mt

Brewdabier · 2023-02-25T19:08:51+00:00

What I see is the Biden administration cares more about Ukraine than Americans, but then war mongering leaders are like this.

Airbus320 · 2023-01-01T06:56:02+00:00

Nigger tate

IkeConn · 2022-12-31T04:20:22+00:00

The hot girl from my high school is now an old maid. She thought she was too good for us. Now she alone and ignored.

UncleWillard56 · 2022-12-09T16:58:02+00:00

Ahhh gender studies. A humanities class trying to pass as social science.

Chipit · 2022-10-28T17:34:07+00:00

Let's remember that the Babylon Bee getting banned is what made Elon Musk angry enough to buy Twitter.

jet199 · 2022-10-28T07:42:04+00:00

I don't think I'd ever heard of Christian Nationalism until 2 weeks ago.

Just another buzz word like white supremacy they can shout at people when they don't have any actual arguments to make and smear people they don't like without any evidence of wrongdoing.

Needless to say Socks was using the term unironically by 2 weeks minus 1 day ago.

IkeConn · 2022-10-25T07:15:39+00:00

In some places below the Mason Dixon Line a California plate gets you a ticket and a sniff by a crime dog.

chadwickofwv · 2022-09-15T17:47:24+00:00

Or West Virginia.

IkeConn · 2022-09-15T04:11:08+00:00

Better Texas than Tennessee.

raven9 · 2022-07-10T18:31:54+00:00

Did he accidently say 'me and my crack smoking cunt of a son are both interested in the same thing. Little girls'.

HongKongPhooey · 2022-06-29T02:14:41+00:00

Hail Satan ✊🏿

Horrux · 2022-06-28T12:48:11+00:00

These guys are awesome.

female_person · 2022-06-27T14:24:51+00:00

Yeah, but a lot of them are also correcting those ones and saying "men can get pregnant too!" "Please use inclusive terms such as 'birthing people' and 'people with uteruses'!" The left is divided into classic Dems, and gender people. Well, it's more like a Venn diagram than a true divide, but still.

ShekelPa · 2022-06-26T18:47:44+00:00

Exact same strategy they use for antisemitism. They go out of their way to never define what it actually is. They do this so that they can kill off the momentum of any opposition by claiming they are against something that they purposefully refuse to define so they can rely on the plausibility.

IkeConn · 2022-06-25T03:14:46+00:00

The perfect poison pill to discourage lefties from moving to red states.

Tiwaking · 2022-02-28T09:05:50+00:00

In Kazakhstan they burnt down their parliament. It was an insurrection. All media outlets who said Jan 6 was an insurrection should be shut down and their journalists jailed.

Tiwaking · 2022-02-25T13:46:44+00:00

The military brass declined to help secure the evacuation as they were busy making popcorn while watching cool bombers fly over Taiwan.

Well thats an awkwardly accurate prediction....Taiwan warns Chinese aircraft in its air defence zone

Tiwaking · 2022-02-23T08:14:22+00:00

Disappointed that Australia isnt on the list. They really need to step up their oppression game if they want to get on the list of the pandemic games.

IkeConn · 2022-02-23T01:38:26+00:00

It may be the BB but they are probably not far from the truth.

IkeConn · 2022-02-07T20:05:42+00:00

That poor, poor child. Aw Lawd Hep Us.

Tiwaking · 2022-01-31T08:54:52+00:00

And I just want to tell you, I know you’re a little younger than I am, but, you know, I’ve adopted the attitude of the great Negro — at the time, quarterback in the Negro Leagues — went on to become a great quarterback in the pros — in the National Football League after Tom Brady. Her name was Kamala Harris.
~~She could easily handle an entire football team and was great with balls - I cant write this this is too mean~~

Tiwaking · 2022-01-31T08:51:24+00:00

Im also laughing like a madman

IkeConn · 2022-01-31T06:14:31+00:00

If I had been drinking a beer when I read this half of it would be coming out my nose right now.

Tiwaking · 2022-01-29T09:36:36+00:00

Its about time a Native American was nominated to the Supreme Court! No one is more native than Fauxcahontas!

IkeConn · 2022-01-29T07:02:26+00:00

If only they would stay in California and not bring their blue lefty shitstained drawers here.

IkeConn · 2022-01-29T01:09:16+00:00

Well isn't that special.

AXXA · 2022-01-28T15:01:22+00:00

Are you sure? We need to see who she voted for. If she didn't vote for Biden then she ain't black.

IkeConn · 2022-01-13T21:33:34+00:00

Poor guy. Well at least he doesn't have Covid penis.

JasonCarswell · 2022-01-07T21:42:33+00:00

You could fuck her with anger.
You could fuck her with a bullet.
You could fuck her with a cucumber.
You could fuck her with a deepfaked scandal.
You could fuck her with eugenics.
You could fuck her with a financial scam.
You could fuck her with a glory hole.
You could fuck her with a hysterectomy.
You could fuck her with information overload.
You could fuck her with a jackhammer.
You could fuck her with a lead pipe, in at least two ways.
You could fuck her with a media campaign.
You could fuck her with nanobots and/or poison.
You could fuck her with an octopus.
You could fuck her with a pussy pounding of preposterous proportions.
You could fuck her with a quiet rage.
You could fuck her with a rebel yell.
You could fuck her with secret society exposure.
You could fuck her with a teen prostitute sex video.
You could fuck her with an umbrella from Uganda.
You could fuck her with vehicular manslaughter.
You could fuck her with windowpane acid.
You could fuck her with X-rays and 5G.
You could fuck her with a yellow double ended dildo.
You could fuck her with a zebra.

IkeConn · 2022-01-07T19:39:17+00:00

No, with my pecker. What else would I use to fuck her.

JasonCarswell · 2022-01-07T14:24:14+00:00

With /u/Anger?

Tiwaking · 2022-01-07T07:40:14+00:00

She never had any integrity. or intelligence. Ocasio-Cortez Calls Migrant Detention Centers ‘Concentration Camps,’ Eliciting Backlash

WASHINGTON — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the liberal freshman Democrat from New York who has made fighting for immigrants’ rights a signature issue, on Tuesday described the Trump administration’s border detention facilities as “concentration camps,” provoking backlash from Republicans who said she was minimizing the Holocaust. “This administration has established concentration camps on the southern border of the United States for immigrants, where they are being brutalized with dehumanizing conditions and dying,” Ms. Ocasio-Cortez wrote on Twitter, amplifying comments she had made on her Instagram feed on Monday night. “This is not hyperbole. It is the conclusion of expert analysis,” she added, citing an article in Esquire magazine that quoted a historian of the Holocaust who lectures at the University of Virginia. In the article, the historian, Waitman Wade Beorn, said, “Things can be concentration camps without being Dachau or Auschwitz.”

IkeConn · 2022-01-06T19:33:58+00:00

I'd fuck her.

JasonCarswell · 2021-12-27T22:46:14+00:00

I bet there are plenty who would care enough to reject them both with such a statement.

Popper · 2021-12-27T19:47:02+00:00

i guess only people that would buy it are those who dislike both . . . just a small minority, most have picked a side

There are many who just don't care about politics but they wouldn't buy such a shirt

Popper · 2021-12-27T19:30:07+00:00

no this story on babylon bee is the truth

JasonCarswell · 2021-12-27T19:29:37+00:00

How about making T-shirts that say both to indicate it's all bullshit?:

F--- Trump and

let's go Brandon!

IkeConn · 2021-12-27T18:01:51+00:00

Staged.

Tiwaking · 2021-12-27T12:34:43+00:00

Bwahahahaha!

"I dunno... I just don't think we should be disrespecting the President of the United States like that," said local Democrat Camden Spudfuffle, who at the time was wearing a "F--- Trump" t-shirt. "We should always respect our leaders, even if we don't always agree with them. I think it's always important to remain dignified in our speech and treatment of public servants. I have never disrespected anyone!"

Spudfuffle then caught a glimpse of Trump on a nearby TV screen and shrieked at the sky before attacking the TV with a baseball bat while screaming obscenities.

IkeConn · 2021-12-21T23:04:37+00:00

https://youtu.be/4Rh9HzrAvOs?t=33

chadwickofwv · 2021-12-21T21:37:52+00:00

Funny as hell, though the kkk was always a democrat institution.

d3rr · 2021-12-21T08:07:19+00:00

hahaha total savagery

IkeConn · 2021-12-20T00:06:36+00:00

I'm glad they didn't call their people "Space Man" like the Air Force calls them "Air Man".

Chipit · 2021-12-19T17:10:52+00:00

I added this song to my award-winning playlist recently. It's not for general use, you have to have the right crowd and the right timing. But boy does it rock the house when it hits.

IkeConn · 2021-12-10T16:16:14+00:00

I'd put him in with a skunk.

Airbus320 · 2021-12-10T15:31:44+00:00

Scary

IkeConn · 2021-12-10T04:30:33+00:00

He registered to vote in all 50 states the other day after he died.

Popper · 2021-12-06T21:49:30+00:00

in hebrew golem means dumb or helpless, tolkien was based, also where the word goy comes from

IkeConn · 2021-11-23T02:44:22+00:00

The lefties would try it if they could.

IkeConn · 2021-11-21T04:43:29+00:00

Sadly neither one of these guys will ever get laid.

IkeConn · 2021-11-20T04:41:54+00:00

Sometimes satire is down right scary accurate.

IkeConn · 2021-10-27T03:00:39+00:00

I actually came across and old serial cable for a Cisco Router the other day in a junk box. I haven't needed one for 10 or more years and do not see ever needing it again but I couldn't throw it away.

IkeConn · 2021-10-25T00:58:20+00:00

In 6 years the schools will be overrun with little Brandons.

hennaojichan · 2021-10-22T05:03:38+00:00

Panties twisted all over Cali

IkeConn · 2021-10-03T19:48:24+00:00

I wear a mask to protect myself from facial recognition. Not Covid-19.

mahavishnunj · 2021-09-29T00:47:23+00:00

i wont be satisfied until its 12 trillion.

IkeConn · 2021-09-11T19:40:53+00:00

It begins and Biden can't stop it now. People will quit before they take the vaxx. Shitloads of them.

socks · 2021-09-05T12:31:03+00:00

The Buddha say, fewer Joe Rogans in the world would be good.

Dippy_Dipshizzle · 2021-09-05T10:00:49+00:00

Confucius say, better to be cured by anti-science, than to be killed by science.

IkeConn · 2021-08-15T02:27:54+00:00

Sometimes one of their articles is so on the money it could almost be fact.

IkeConn · 2021-08-04T18:50:14+00:00

Too bad this could become reality.

Chipit · 2021-05-08T18:39:04+00:00

That's nice, but this is in the UK.

bjam27 · 2021-05-08T17:58:06+00:00

Democrats are using 1984 as a playbook.

FuckMasks · 2021-04-21T04:05:53+00:00

Fauci & gates are the public health crisis.

BananaMan76 · 2021-04-03T19:07:25+00:00

Oh thank goodness this was from the bee. For a second there I thought it was real and the Demonrats were setting up a fraudulent elec- oh wait, that already happened...

Tom_Bombadil · 2021-02-20T07:18:45+00:00

A knock off of some epic The Onion.

https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/11/27/the-onion-fools-top-chinese-newspaper-the-onion-dupes-china-again

Chinese paper runs with satirical story naming North Korean dictator "sexiest man alive."

The satirical publication has fooled its share of government officials. In February, Republican Rep. John Fleming of Louisiana posted a link to an Onion story headlined "Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex" to his own Facebook page.

This is also not its first time victimizing China. In 2002, the Beijing Evening News fell for an Onion story claiming congressmen were considering building a new Capitol building in Memphis, Tenn., or Charlotte, N.C., for better parking and more bathrooms.

Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built

Demonstrating its commitment to "stay in Washington if at all possible," Congress has invited more than a dozen architectural firms to submit proposals for a new D.C. capitol. Among the early favorites is the ambitiously titled "Halls Of Power," a retro-futuristic design by the Kansas City architectural firm of Hellmuth, Obata, and Kassabaum. The Halls Of Power would feature a retractable rotunda for daytime sessions, a Dancing Waters fountain in the front courtyard, and 55 more luxury boxes than the current building.

Oh, the Halcyon days...

JasonCarswell · 2021-02-13T20:13:27+00:00

/s/Satire

cumguzzler · 2021-02-13T16:31:16+00:00

Am I supposed to feel god or bad? I feel a little bit bad that this made me laugh and I'm slightly happy that there is one less fucktard in the world

Tom_Bombadil · 2021-02-13T15:41:35+00:00

Is that two photos of the same person's face?

The one on the right might have a photoshopped head and someone else's adams apple. The chin shadow ends at the neck.

It's a funny idea.

AmericanMuskrat · 2021-02-13T13:20:59+00:00

Fair dinkum I say, fair dinkum!

magnora7 · 2021-02-06T09:11:50+00:00

Imagine if all congresspeople were ghosts, and there's no term limits... talk about a shadow government haha

jet199 · 2021-02-05T21:37:55+00:00

I imagine she'd come back as more like one of those Dusk til Dawn vampires.

pcpmasterrace · 2021-01-20T05:55:06+00:00

Synagogues were the only sort of establishment spared from the riots.

bobbobbybob · 2021-01-19T22:40:35+00:00

had to check this was satire

bjam27 · 2021-01-19T21:37:57+00:00

The BLM riots were very similar to Kristallnacht, BLM even targeted Jewish Centers and Synagogues.

Peacefully protesting your Govt at the seat of govt and asking for fair elections is the opposite of Kristallnacht.

nolivesmatter · 2021-01-07T04:52:15+00:00

Nice try Xi

hennaojichan · 2020-12-09T09:32:50+00:00

The pyroclastic flow was so rapid that guards were found still standing at their posts (petrified?) and couples found in bed frozen in the act of love.

hennaojichan · 2020-11-11T06:23:06+00:00

Nocturnal submissions

Iam1ofMany · 2020-10-22T18:44:12+00:00

The Bee never disappoints.

Enza · 2020-10-05T12:46:35+00:00

I wanna work for the Babylon Bee :(

christnmusicreleases · 2020-10-05T11:55:05+00:00

“As a woman so devoted to my Catholic faith, I know the Quran tells us to be compassionate,” Pelosi explained. “So it’s with a heavy heart we say goodbye to Donald Trump and Mike Pence in due time. But definitely before lunch. I have a blowout at two.”

christnmusicreleases · 2020-10-05T10:52:34+00:00

Amen.

BadSprocket · 2020-10-01T05:53:05+00:00

Something is amiss, everyone I know got the same nursing home broadcast.

christnmusicreleases · 2020-09-29T00:55:04+00:00

Trump says he will simply go on stage and say, "I cede my time to Joe Biden," before calmly sitting down and watching in delight as Biden tries to maintain coherence for nearly two hours.

"It's a genius move, frankly," said one political analyst. "There's some real 4D chess going on over there in the White House. Or perhaps 7D Axis & Allies, or even 17D Diplomacy. The Biden campaign simply isn't operating on Trump's level."

christnmusicreleases · 2020-09-28T02:59:42+00:00

"Look how happy and powerful she looks," said Butterwiggles. "It's disgusting! Everyone knows it's literally impossible to have a life worth living unless you kill all your kids to please the CEO of your supply chain company in order to have a healthy 401K!"

JasonCarswell · 2020-09-26T04:31:55+00:00

Datazucc, Part 2 [deepfake] (2:40) ~ Futuring Machine, Aug 3, 2020

See also:
Another Top 10 Deepfake Videos (10:30) ~ , Nov 4, 2019

christnmusicreleases · 2020-09-25T01:08:16+00:00

When Biden was asked about whether or not he uses a teleprompter, he answered, “It's ridiculous to say I use a teleprompter and your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.” Biden then softened his tone a bit. “C’mon, man. Initiating TeleMatic boot sequence. Beginning demo mode. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.”

F--- Trump and

let's go Brandon!

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