I'm starting a Saidit fan-fic called Saidit Seniors. Here's a preview.

I figured you were making a story about an elderly group talking in a nursing home cafeteria.

Larry is telling the group about his plans to use his Linux distro to bypass the security system, so they could flee permanent incarceration; as imposed by their younger relatives.

Gravi was a compassionate resident attendant, who listened to Larry's ideas, but didn't understand them.

Each character are played by the following actors:

Larry

Gravi

Musky

Zommy

Phooey

Socks the retarded slave bot

It's a tale of tragedy.

Ultimately, it's revealed to the audience that entire story was the last furtive musings of the dying Jimmy Savile as his consciousness faded from this world, and entered oblivion.

Eternally damned, and beyond redemption.