Brown Recluse In Butt: brown recluse spiders are biting people of all ages, emerging from their anus to inject their host with venom, and sending many of them to the hospital.

submitted by [deleted] from insidegistblog.com

sorted by:
top
newinsightfulfun
you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]turtlew0rk 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I was bit in ass cheek by a brown recluse.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You should always check inside your asshole for spiders before going to the bathroom

[–]turtlew0rk 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Duh! Why else would there be mirrors in bathrooms?