I could if I were one, Jason. It's not because you know only people with such traits that people like me don't exist. Yes, people like me are very rare: I stand for honor, purity, morality and everything else that is good. You can't stand the idea that somebody like me could exist. Well... I do.

However, I have sinned. I will admit as much. I have committed a grievous crime in the eyes of all that is good, which is why for over 20 years I have been extra scrupulous as to living extra hard for all that is good and "holy" without any religious dogma because that is just shit. And yes, this crime was absolutely legal. But still. I can admit all this, and spend another 30 years repenting for my sin.

I know, being good is hard. Too difficult for most. But to state that there are NO people whose lives are genuinely dedicated to purity, goodness, honor and morality is just finding an excuse for the weakness that inhabits he who speaks thusly.