I present the new British Minister of Health, the Rt Hon. Thérèse Coffey

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[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (7 children)

Yeah, but she'll wake up tomorrow sober and you, OP, will still be ugly

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

High iq. Churchill ain't dead. Just had a sex change.

[–]EternalSunset 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Truly, no one is safe from the trans trend. kek

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

"When they got Churchill, I knew it was over."

[–]catfishrising 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, she will be ugly too.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yes, madam... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHAwsBefBDs

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Churchill's birth certificate specified at least 91 octane for all beverages (93 if towing a trailer).

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not sure if that soundtrack of his voice was doctored or he had a few extra belts before the broadcasts.

[–]filbs111 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Could be worse!

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah? Like Rubio maybe?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Classy as fuck.

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    [–]NuclearBadger 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    I have 4 figures stolen from me every month to pay people who can't be arsed.

    There's nothing in your statement that makes me like her less.

    [–]FozzieBear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Fair point. But I'd argue that the costs of extreme income inequality (and not delivering on the so-called levelling up promises) will be worse for you (and me) when she helps Tories sell off the rest of NHS (which is why she was appointed, I think), and when she continues to help reduce support for important socio-cultural institutions, and that taxes at the 4 figure level won't be significantly cut, if they're cut all. The taxt cuts will be for those paying 5 through 8 figures in taxes, while also using tax havens.

    [–]NuclearBadger 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I agree, but the leveling up thing is nonsense. The towns who make nothing useful are now so far behind they are essentially getting bailed out by the productive parts of the uk.

    They always moan about the south east but it's literally where everything is built.

    I remember seeing a town saying they need leveling up because ballet dancers couldn't get jobs, and I'm like well so what??

    There's 4 tiers of jobs.

    Tier 1 is all the important stuff like food/building/clothing/medical supplies and machinery they need.

    Tier 2 is things to make our lives easier, but not essential, like electricity, gas, supermarkets, washine machines, cars etc.

    Tier 3 is completely redundant shit like youtubers, bloggers, television, movies, music, dance.

    Tier 4 is god damn bankers, loan companies, insurance, lawyers, politicians. The REAL useless cunts that need all 3 tiers underneath fully functional to survive.

    A country that is tier 1 heavy (for example 50% tier1, 40% tier2, 5% tier3, 5% tier4) is something like what you want.

    What we have is some tier 4 top heavy bullshit, and it just needs a quick leg sweep to destroy it all.

    [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    The problem is that she consistently votes for the reduction of social services, programs, welfare, healthcare - and literally anything that supports the 99%.

    Yeah, those things have really worked wonders for black Americans, let me tell you...

    [–]HanssenBob[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    So she doesn't want to waste money on a nanny-state? Good.

    [–]jet199 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    It might surprise you to learn 99% of people aren't on speaking terms with social services or on welfare.

    However one in five people in Scotland are registered disabled to claim benefits, I'm sure that's legit.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Probably all 'generalised anxiety'. Another bullshit self diagnosis to avoid doing difficult tasks in the workplace.

    [–]FozzieBear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    It would surprise me. And yes, Scotland appears to be rather generous. I'd argue that the rise in benefits claims in the UK, noted here relates to increasing income inequality, Brexit and COVID. That said, 52% in the UK receive benefits?! I'd agree with any Tory who wants to reduce that number, though particularly while offering alternatives like job placement programs, free college tuition, and anything that puts some of those people back into the workforce.

    [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Fuck those socialist policies. Social services is a waste of time, welfare gets spent of the lazy who just sit and smoke weed, and our healthcare pays for half of Africa everytime they turn up without a passport. I've met Europeans who claim child support benefits for kids who've never set foot in the country. Others have flown here to give birth for 250k free healthcare and nobody says no. We give away billions to people on welfare for doing fuck all but exist without legal documents while they rape your sister. If this offends you, quit smoking weed, get a job and be useful to society. Millionaires are cunts, but don't pretend the 99% are any better.

    Never forget what the socialist policies paid for during the pandemic: https://youtu.be/5JaIMfHIRZc

    [–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Oink