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[–]Tom_Bombadil 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have a feeling a cuddle therapist is in fact a prostitute, but maybe for men who are on estrogen so can't get it up.

I read an Actual Advice Mallard meme years ago that improves on this idea.

  • When approached by a lady of the night, notify her that your soldier cannot/will not salute (injured vet, prostate cancer, AWOL, etc.).

  • Make it clear that you can't have physical sex, and that you're only interested in taking naked pictures.

  • The lady of the night won't care either way, but an under cover officer will have a difficult time going along with it.

If you go this route, then you should prudently start off with the photo shoot; before any unexpected and miraculous recovery occurs.

Also, avoid facial recognition unlocking of phone/camera, etc.
Consider verifying your photos are automatically backed up in real time, etc.

It's unlikely any officer would play chicken with naked photos of themselves on the internet. But it's not impossible.

Edit: I wouldn't dream of trying this myself.

However, I'm also not interested in seeing the police prosecute agreements between consenting adults; result in ruined lives, ended careers, etc..

I'm violently opposed to all forms of human trafficking, etc.
Violence has a place when defending the defenceless.

I pursue peace, but i'm not a pacifist.