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[–]jet199 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

I have a feeling a cuddle therapist is in fact a prostitute, but maybe for men who are on estrogen so can't get it up.

Probably can't claim it against tax if you say what it really is.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have a feeling a cuddle therapist is in fact a prostitute, but maybe for men who are on estrogen so can't get it up.

I read an Actual Advice Mallard meme years ago that improves on this idea.

  • When approached by a lady of the night, notify her that your soldier cannot/will not salute (injured vet, prostate cancer, AWOL, etc.).

  • Make it clear that you can't have physical sex, and that you're only interested in taking naked pictures.

  • The lady of the night won't care either way, but an under cover officer will have a difficult time going along with it.

If you go this route, then you should prudently start off with the photo shoot; before any unexpected and miraculous recovery occurs.

Also, avoid facial recognition unlocking of phone/camera, etc.
Consider verifying your photos are automatically backed up in real time, etc.

It's unlikely any officer would play chicken with naked photos of themselves on the internet. But it's not impossible.

Edit: I wouldn't dream of trying this myself.

However, I'm also not interested in seeing the police prosecute agreements between consenting adults; result in ruined lives, ended careers, etc..

I'm violently opposed to all forms of human trafficking, etc.
Violence has a place when defending the defenceless.

I pursue peace, but i'm not a pacifist.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I would pay a person to cuddle with me, no sex, if I was a rich lonely dude.

Much prefer women just doing it for free though, with sex.

[–]Mazurro 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I wouldn't because I shame sex work of any kind, but I get why it could be comforting for them.

But calling it therapy is as if eating good burger was therapy.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I understand if you don't want to answer, but do you have anyone to cuddle now?

Maybe it's just important to me and I'm the kind of person this is marketed to. Maybe though you don't know what you're missing. I'm really not sure, but it is important to me.

[–]Mazurro 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I don't have and most likely won't have, but that's not the case. I know that it's good and important, but as much as lack of it can cause depression, calling this therapy is just absurd.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I used to think I'd be forever alone. There's so many women out there though. A lot of them actually make your life worse than better tho.

Relevant song

[–]Mazurro 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, I absolutely agree with that.

However, I prefer "Where is my mind" by Pixies which is also accurate in this state.