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[–]xv_xx 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Not the worst, but definitely one for my "gallery of horrors", was one time I went out with this girl I had just met. We went out for drinks, got animated, and went back to her place. She was very intense, and somewhat dominant, which was properly turning me on. So, we were in bed, already half naked, and she tells me to wait a moment, she was going to go for "something fun". She went into the bathroom and closed the door behind her. I'm not sure if she was gone for just two minutes or 15, I was in a bit of a weird place, turned on and wanting to keep going, so I was more than a bit impatient. BUT, I was also getting a bit of anxiety -- I had never moved so fast from meeting someone to having sex with her. And she was taking forever, which wasn't helping. And then, after what felt like forever, she comes out of the bathroom wearing a massive strap-on and nothing else. It was like 12 inches long and, er, anatomically correct: flesh colored, veins, the whole shebang. You have to know, at this point in my life I had never ever had sex with a strap on, and the only time I had even seen a real erect penis in my life was a) much smaller than that dildo, and b) not an experience I had fond memories from. So, when I saw her standing there with this thing on I lost it and started laughing hysterically and uncontrollably. Like, I wanted to stop laughing but couldn't. Mood was not so much killed as obliterated, she got very annoyed at me, the whole thing was a complete cringe-fest.

[–]SailorMoon2020 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I remember you said this on True Lesbians. I didn't have an account so I couldn't ask then. It seems she had herself a strap on fetish. Well, did y'all still do it once the laughing subsided?

[–]xv_xx 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I did! Ah, the good ol' days of TL... I don't have an issue with strapons nowadays, I actually love using one with my gf (both me using it on her and vice versa). But back then I was just too inexperienced. I knew what a starpon was, and I _was_curious, definitely. BUT, this was a first night out and there was absolutely no prior discussion or even hinting at using a strapon at all. If it had been someone I had been dating for a while and had had conversations about it before (as it eventually happened with a different girlfriend) then it might have gone differently. But she just came out with it expecting me to just smile and take it, and I was just not going to do that. I mean, it wasn't even as if she had walked out of the bathroom with the thing in her hands and asked if I wanted to try it, she just went all in (metaphorically speaking). So no, we didn't do it. I just got dressed, made some excuses and left. I met her a few times after that (we had friends in common) and yeah, it didn't really work out. She wasn't even cool about it, like I tried to make a joke to lighten up the mood, but she just gave me a weird, offended look. People can be weird sometimes.