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[–]book_hoarder 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Identifies as gay or pan

Pick one. You can't be both.

Never had sex with anyone before marriage

Ah, ok. So he doesn't know if he really likes fucking dudes, he just thinks about them while he's fucking his wife. Got it.

Latter Day Saints

This just in: religious gay man pursues a "mixed-orientation marriage" to avoid going to Hell. But that's alright. At least his wife is happy and thinks the sex is great.