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[–]hufflepuff-poet 26 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 0 fun27 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What about his hands made him a lesbian?! They were huge and poorly polished, everything about that video screamed "I am a man. I can never be a lesbian!"

[–]julesburm1891 30 insightful - 3 fun30 insightful - 2 fun31 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

He’s seen lesbians making memes about keeping two nails short so we can finger our lady. He hasn’t grasped that this is a joke that a defined group of people are making about our sex lives. Mr. Video Guy doesn’t get that no lesbian actually does this in real life. We just are talking shit to laugh. But he’s rolling in thinking if he participates, it makes him a real lesbian.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

There is a femme lesbian on the comment who actually does it lol