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[–]julesburm1891 34 insightful - 11 fun34 insightful - 10 fun35 insightful - 11 fun -  (3 children)

  1. I don’t even know where to begin on this bio. People are buying worn clothing from this gremlin? What on earth does “the boyfriend experience” mean in—well, in any context really—but especially in the context of “I’m a woman into bdsm claiming to be a porn priest?” Who advertises they’re from central Florida with pride? How did I come out of a Twitter bio feeling offended on behalf of the Catholic Church?

  2. Typing incredible in ALL CAPS will, in fact, not convince a single man that he should let a mentally unstable woman shove anything in any part of his body.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 23 insightful - 9 fun23 insightful - 8 fun24 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

What on earth does “the boyfriend experience” mean in—well, in any context really—but especially in the context of “I’m a woman into bdsm claiming to be a porn priest?”

Well, thanks to Steven Soderbergh, I know that "the girlfriend experience" is a service offered by some female prostitutes: acting as though they're in a romantic relationship with, rather than merely hired by, the customer. So I guess this is... for customers who want the illusion of a romantic relationship with a woman who thinks that she's a man? Two illusions/delusions for the price of one, then? Cuz why only be fooling yourself on a single level? Let's just pile 'em on! Maybe she could also identify as a cat, inanimate object, and "fae" while she's at it? (Or maybe that would cost extra?)

[–]julesburm1891 15 insightful - 7 fun15 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

...like taking your cousin to the prom to pretend you can get a date? Oh boy.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

...like taking your cousin to the prom to pretend you can get a date? Oh boy.

Except simultaneously more expensive AND more pathetic!