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[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 61 insightful - 9 fun61 insightful - 8 fun62 insightful - 9 fun -  (5 children)

Ah, yes, because all cis gay men are exactly the same and all participate in vegetable dildos and fisting, thus making it absurd for us to not want a deranged woman to shove her plastic or rubber toy inside us

[–]usehername 32 insightful - 6 fun32 insightful - 5 fun33 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

She thinks hardcore porn is real life.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 7 insightful - 13 fun7 insightful - 12 fun8 insightful - 13 fun -  (3 children)

Who hasn't used a carrot to masturbate? I can't be the only one, right? LMAO

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 12 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

Masturbating with vegetables is very dangerous to health, lol. So I doubt many people did.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 11 insightful - 12 fun11 insightful - 11 fun12 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

It's that I didn't have your very, very long fingers available :(

[–]hetisachoice 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I knew vegetables weren't actually good for you and they only tell us that to justify devoting large chunks of land to degenerative agriculture so migrant workers can grow them under deplorable conditions only slightly better than slavery.