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[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 7 insightful - 13 fun7 insightful - 12 fun8 insightful - 13 fun -  (3 children)

Who hasn't used a carrot to masturbate? I can't be the only one, right? LMAO

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 12 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

Masturbating with vegetables is very dangerous to health, lol. So I doubt many people did.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 11 insightful - 12 fun11 insightful - 11 fun12 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

It's that I didn't have your very, very long fingers available :(

[–]hetisachoice 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I knew vegetables weren't actually good for you and they only tell us that to justify devoting large chunks of land to degenerative agriculture so migrant workers can grow them under deplorable conditions only slightly better than slavery.