Gay MenAskGayBros: Would you rather get fucked by a trans woman with her real dick or a trans man with a strap on?

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[–]Rosefield 57 insightful - 23 fun57 insightful - 22 fun58 insightful - 23 fun -  (1 child)

Remember kids: The word no is transphobic

[–]MezozoicGayoldschool gay 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

So the answer to "Would you rather 1 or 2?" will be just "Yes".

[–]Willpoll 41 insightful - 15 fun41 insightful - 14 fun42 insightful - 15 fun -  (0 children)

I'd rather blow my brains out with a 20 gauge

[–]ChodeSandwichtender and moist 45 insightful - 7 fun45 insightful - 6 fun46 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

Another bored 15 year old girl with a baby account trying to bait gay men into attacking her so she can run crying back to her fake internet friends about how those meanie twansphwobes don't deserve a subreddit. Can't AGB set a minimum karma limit to make it harder for these jerks to post?

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I think it was a bi (pan) guy, he said best of both worlds boobs and dick

[–]Rosefield 15 insightful - 17 fun15 insightful - 16 fun16 insightful - 17 fun -  (1 child)

Who doesn't like Vanilla Ice cream on spareribs.

Best of both worlds

[–]panderichthys 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

You jest, but I would try that

[–]artetolife 33 insightful - 12 fun33 insightful - 11 fun34 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

Nightmare fuel on both options.

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 30 insightful - 10 fun30 insightful - 9 fun31 insightful - 10 fun -  (2 children)

Neither. But if someone I loved was held at gunpoint, I’d get fucked by the dude who thinks he’s a woman. In any other case, I’d say no.

[–]Rosefield 27 insightful - 17 fun27 insightful - 16 fun28 insightful - 17 fun -  (1 child)

There was a South Park Episode where some guys in a bar talked about similar stuff. Like "I would fuck my father to save my mother". 😂

This Is how crazy this question is. South Park esque bullshit.

[–]ExecuteHomophobes 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's what logicians call a false dichotomy.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 24 insightful - 2 fun24 insightful - 1 fun25 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Would you rather get fucked by a trans woman with her real dick or a trans man with a strap on?

Neither.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Would you rather get fucked by a trans woman with her real dick or a trans man with a strap on?

I would rather that you, TRA gaybros-botherer, "get fucked"... in the non-literal (and non-fun) sense.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 23 insightful - 4 fun23 insightful - 3 fun24 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Lol even the bi guy is like, "Def the one that's a biological male." In the grand scheme of things, few people in this world get especially excited about being fucked by a strap-on and having that be the extent of their sex life.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Dear lord, it's embarrassing when straight people ask lesbians/bi-women in same sex relationships---"So who's the man? Who pegs who?"

...sex isn't ALL about PiV like holy hell.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I know right. A lot of people really do think female-female sex is nothing but gender roled strap-on sessions.

[–][deleted] 16 insightful - 5 fun16 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Oh. This again. Must be a day ending in y.

Bunch of bored teen girls getting upset with reality. I’m sorry your gender councilor or whoever lied to you but gay men don’t want you.

[–]boypower 13 insightful - 10 fun13 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

These days you don't have to transition or present as a woman to be a trans woman so give me a " butch trans woman" Jason Momoa who isn't going to take any HRT and hasn't and isn't planning to go though any surgery. That's the " trans woman" for me and if you don't validate her identity, you are a transphobic nazi!

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Now THAT would make me a TRA. Yum

[–]RiverSong 16 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Wow, that account got suspended. What for? I'd say the OP was totally in line with the opinions that are allowed on reddit, no?

[–]marmorsymphata 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Probably unmasked their homophobia in abusive PMs

[–]RiverSong 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, since trans people are the most oppressed people in the history of the world and actually the whole universe if you think about it, I guess by reddit rules they can't show any kind of abuse and harassment towards other people. That's LITERALLY impossible!

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 13 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Why the fuck at they the only options? It really is one of those schoolyard would you rathers, where kids ask you choose the lesser of two evils.

[–]ChodeSandwichtender and moist 16 insightful - 4 fun16 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

The point of this ridiculous what-if isn't realism, curiosity, or getting to know people. A person that plays games like this wants to force you to justify your boundaries because it puts you on the defensive. "No" is "no." "I like men" is an opportunity. "Define 'man.' Oh, what kind of attraction? Would you have sex with a non-man but not date them? What about the inverse? That sounds like body-shaming, do you reject guys with small dicks too?"

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

Who would win in a fight, buck angel or Blair white?

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 5 insightful - 12 fun5 insightful - 11 fun6 insightful - 12 fun -  (1 child)

Trick question! Sam Smith would win.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 5 insightful - 9 fun5 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

sam smith would roll into a ball and cry

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Lucky for them, Blaire White is short and happens to be an average height for a woman (5'5") and Buck Angel is tall and happens to be an average height for a man (5'9").

[–]divingrightintowork 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

lol AGB finally noped something and took it down. Good for them.

[–]Eurowoman24 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

threw up a little in my mouth.

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd do neither because I have boundaries and don't cow to rapists, progressive or otherwise.

People like this need a good slap. Say what you will about corporal punishment, but it was the best way to drill action and consequence into peoples heads. There's no real consequence for this constant sexual harassment so they'll keep on doing it. If I ever crept on a guy this hard I'd definitely deserve a red mark.

[–]OPPRESSED_REPTILIANIntersex male | GNC | Don't call me "a gay", "twink" or "queen" 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Idk this might get me yelled at, but if I was literally FORCED to fuck a narcissistic predator I would pick the FTM. Even if "average asshole gay man from Grindr" was thrown into the mix.

I wouldn't enjoy it at all but I feel like a woman is less likely to cause me both physical & emotional damage. Plus from my experience most FTMs are socially awkward and shy and wouldn't be likely to commit rape by deception anyway.

Angry "gold star" purists feel free to take away my gay card and come screech at me for being an oppressive homophobic/lesbophobic bisexual /s

[–]boypower 18 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Why do you victimize yourself and villainize others, especially gay people, constantly in your posts? " uwu ppl are gonna yell at me uwu, uwu I bet when I say this gay people will get mad uwu I'm always yelled at for saying the truth uwu I get yelled at for not thinking the same as them uwu woe is me woe is me uwu"

It's apparent that no one in this sub gives a shit no matter how many times you take a jab at gay people and even go as far as agreeing with you whenever you have choice words to say towards homos and how inferior they are.

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 9 insightful - 10 fun9 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

It’s in their name. Oppressed is part of their identity. You must validate that

[–]Shadow_Lurker 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why do you victimize yourself and villainize others, especially gay people, constantly in your posts?

It looks like he had experiences with men, which fuels a very pronounced distaste for them, including gay men.

yelled at for saying the truth uwu

People who say this are generally bullshitting lol

[–]OPPRESSED_REPTILIANIntersex male | GNC | Don't call me "a gay", "twink" or "queen" 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Because you guys do get mad, are whiny, and I shouldn't have to apologize for having an opinion but apparently I do. And I'd rather not be mass attacked for irrelevant shit on a point I'm making.

"HURR UR A FAKE GAY HURR THATS HOMOPHOBIC HURR DURR" is not relevant to me saying "Ew, well, if I was forced in this rapey scenario I'd pick the FTM because I think, statistically speaking, women are less likely to be abusers" - but if I don't put a disclaimer y'all are gonna flood my inbox with exactly that.

[–]insta 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Never answer these questions btw. It's pure strategy. Smart people like Ben Shapiro does this tactic all the time. It's just to get you on your backfoot.

They're basically giving you your argument which then they have a pre-packaged way of debunking. It's almost always a lose-lose unless you're talking to some idiot. It's a very smart way of them arguing against something you never said or claimed. If nothing more it's simply used to get off target and move the argument somewhere they're more comfortable arguing. Don't take the bait.

[–]fuck_reddit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

10% upvoted

[–]JulienMayfair 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm going to go against the tide and say, with a gun held to my head, the trans man with a strap on, the reason being that trans men usually seem less prone to scary outbursts of violence than trans women.

[–]ExecuteHomophobes 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why is "become a Shaolin monk in the mountains of Tibet" not one of the options?