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[–]Q-Continuum-kin 35 insightful - 24 fun35 insightful - 23 fun36 insightful - 24 fun -  (3 children)

Summary:

I'm straight dating a MtF so I need to learn to suck dick.

Go on Grindr to practice.

Sorry I can't use Grindr because I'm straight.

[–]bastetkat 31 insightful - 13 fun31 insightful - 12 fun32 insightful - 13 fun -  (2 children)

Also OP: posts on askgaybros

[–]Shadow_Lurker 22 insightful - 2 fun22 insightful - 1 fun23 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The jokes write themselves!

It's probably a MtF larping lol

[–]Feather 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Strangely, I think it's legit. Something about it just reminds me of certain self-deluded people I've known IRL. His basic message keeps being, "No, you don't understand," with ever more frustrated explanations that go on random tangents.

I think he's being completely sincere.

If he were a MtF larping, he'd be more repetitive and wouldn't seem to be listening to what is being said to him. But he is listening carefully here and getting so wrapped up in disagreeing that he seems to have pretty much forgotten his entire reason for posting there.

More notably, he seems neither enraged nor like he's having fun. He just seems frustrated and bothered and distracted about the fact that, from his POV, nobody is listening to what he thinks matters.

Edit:

Oh! Most important of all!

We see exactly why he hates the fact that he's either gay or bi. He's conservative as fuck about the purpose of relationships!