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[–]lefterfield 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's true. My ovaries shrivel and die when I forget to shave. My vagina starts to twist itself into a penis. Very painful, as you can imagine. Fortunately, removing that excess body hair completely reverses it. Ah, the trials of womanhood!