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[–]trumpetvine 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol, I like the hard hat on the construction worker the best, his toolbelt is a bit small, though. I couldn't fit any diapers in that thing. A travel pack of wipes, maybe.

The preening hens of babybumps are planning their delivery outfits. They're talking about buying silky gowns with long slits up the sides, because hospital gowns aren't soft enough, or buying a thing, what the hell is a boppy? Oh, it's a substitute for arms. Okay. Like a changing table, which is a substitute for a floor. The Capital gods of Usa are pleased. They are especially pleased with my private insurance, which will be paying for my hospital stay. I'll have the option to get high on fentanyl, too.