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[–]CleverUsername 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The following is often attributed to Abraham Lincoln:

How many legs does a dog have, if you call a tail a leg?

Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.