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[–]Death_Tephra 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Today I decided to wear short shorts and a tank top. It's fucking hot where I live, ok? So I go to the store, and as I walk up there is a smelly homeless scrote that just LOCKS onto me. The second I'm within earshot of him he says, in a gravelly drunken voice, "Hey sweetie can I ask you something?". Fuck no you can't!😁🖕

I ignore his existence and walk by without saying a word. Fuck that guy. That's my story for today.