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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Ok. I'll start. My hair gets "darkly" red when i let it grow for more than 3cm.

My beard (if i even grow one) gets quite bright red.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

Fagin.

I was strawberry blonde as a kid, my beard was a little reddish in sunlight, and my pubes were dark red (ladies loved it) - but now my hair is brown, my beard is white, and my pubes are brown (I had to check) but might have red tints in proper light.

Now I have a ginger cat as of yesterday. Fred & Ginger.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

    I didn't know this was a contest. I manscaped before it was trendy and when I had people to appreciate it.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

    I bet you don't even understand a word in Italian.

    Which actually is a language made of pure emotions. And as a bonus has a really nice grammar.

    That is why you omitted this song so easily. You REALLY just don't get the wordplay that is hidden in it. Nice.

    I live on this continent. It is called Europe. Just to be sure thereof. When asked tell them i work for a German university. Mainly in mathematics and algebra. Which doesn't shield me off against the occasional test in theoretical physics here and there.

    I as a mathematician hereby truly admit i only do what i'm told to do.

    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    My Italian ex taught me this: "Io faccio lamore con te", but my next ex, fluent in Sicilian/Italian/French/ASL/etc said it was bad grammar and I forgot everything she taught me except some sign language and swear words.

    Attitude doesn't look good on Americans and it doesn't look good on Europeans either.

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      [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      My computer's names: Alpha, Bliss, Caprice, Desiré, Epiphany, Felicity, and next will be Grace, Hope, I-something, Joy, etc. I've applied this to my epic story too as the A.I. in it is called vHOPE. I mention this because this is actually my second computer named Felicity. (I also have another story with a family with children named after earth elements - the girls are gems and the boys are things like Rock, Clay, Brick, etc.)

      I don't know what all your gangster talk is about. I do know that some Croatians are not to be messed with. I don't know what Kasachian's are, but by your inference I'm pretty sure I don't want to fuck with them either.