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[–]jet199 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Bloody secret ginggers everywhere. No wonder this place sucks your soul out.

Here's a conspiracy theory for you. Most of the nastiest people in the last century were secret ginggers but could hide it because of black and white photography.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Here is a secret for you: When i shave my hair: I 100 % go through for having dark-blonde hair. It is even wrong written down in my passport. The same as with my eye-color. Which is three-fold and definitely not "grey".

That is why i shave. Because only when i let my beard grow you actually can see how bright the red-hair-flame is burning in me. Like you only can see the yellow in my eyes when you ever get near to my and i give you the courtesy of taking off my glasses.

This is no conspiracy. It is a fact. Only my gf has a brighter red once grown out than my beard. I am only speaking from what reds i actually have seen life in my life. Not photos.

Because i actually don't believe in tricks achieving something. Tricks are for sheep.

You know how it is with these 4' somethings: They gotta have an attribute to actually attract the person they are entitled to.

To actually be able to collude with their intellect.

Crimson should be more widely accepted.

And should you expect to visit anything else than hell after your death, let me give you a hint: I don' think so. My beliefs include that only certain souls are allowed to go back. Others push up stones a hill even when alive 24/7.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Ok. I'll start. My hair gets "darkly" red when i let it grow for more than 3cm.

My beard (if i even grow one) gets quite bright red.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

Fagin.

I was strawberry blonde as a kid, my beard was a little reddish in sunlight, and my pubes were dark red (ladies loved it) - but now my hair is brown, my beard is white, and my pubes are brown (I had to check) but might have red tints in proper light.

Now I have a ginger cat as of yesterday. Fred & Ginger.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

    I didn't know this was a contest. I manscaped before it was trendy and when I had people to appreciate it.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

    I bet you don't even understand a word in Italian.

    Which actually is a language made of pure emotions. And as a bonus has a really nice grammar.

    That is why you omitted this song so easily. You REALLY just don't get the wordplay that is hidden in it. Nice.

    I live on this continent. It is called Europe. Just to be sure thereof. When asked tell them i work for a German university. Mainly in mathematics and algebra. Which doesn't shield me off against the occasional test in theoretical physics here and there.

    I as a mathematician hereby truly admit i only do what i'm told to do.

    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    My Italian ex taught me this: "Io faccio lamore con te", but my next ex, fluent in Sicilian/Italian/French/ASL/etc said it was bad grammar and I forgot everything she taught me except some sign language and swear words.

    Attitude doesn't look good on Americans and it doesn't look good on Europeans either.

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      [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      My computer's names: Alpha, Bliss, Caprice, Desiré, Epiphany, Felicity, and next will be Grace, Hope, I-something, Joy, etc. I've applied this to my epic story too as the A.I. in it is called vHOPE. I mention this because this is actually my second computer named Felicity. (I also have another story with a family with children named after earth elements - the girls are gems and the boys are things like Rock, Clay, Brick, etc.)

      I don't know what all your gangster talk is about. I do know that some Croatians are not to be messed with. I don't know what Kasachian's are, but by your inference I'm pretty sure I don't want to fuck with them either.

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        [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

        Gingers end up being
        1. Autistic bullied kids
        or
        2. Fucking retards

        Also, topkek, Gingers btfo forever

        [–]MongrelFreeStuff 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

        Ok goyim

        [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

        inb4 redhead
        

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