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[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

I might learn some hacking skills so I can turn the blonde you're trying to fuck into a black guy mid blow who bites your cock off.

[–]RedditButt 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I often think that with sex robots of the future, some hacker troll is going to do stuff like that.

[–]HiddenFox 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Do you think sex robots of the future will require an always on connection? Maybe a subscription fee?

[–]RedditButt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They will run on windows 18 IoT edition, along with your toaster, coffee maker, and dishwasher. They will all have a persistent always-on 6G-Simcard that will likely brick the device if you disable unless you know what you're doing. Now things like telemetry and keyloggers? "lol I don't know what you mean"

[–]HiddenFox 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thrust logger??

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I mean, anything that's hackable usually gets hacked hahhahahaha.

[–]RedditButt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

But just imagine your Reily Reid sex robot suddenly turning into turning into eddie murphy mid-thrust, wrestles you around, and starts butt-raping you while mocking your screams for help as the donkey "hee haww!" from shrek. The perp never gets charged because you're too embarrassed to tell anyone, and you notice everybody else is a bit grumpy and jumpy the next day, too.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is exactly what I'm proposing. Hahahahahahaha