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Can you please join me in my effort to pray for u/211
submitted 15 days ago by Titanic from self.AskSaidIt
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[–]Questionable 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 15 days ago (3 children)
I think he's in pain from taking erectile dysfunction drugs, and having one of those 12 hour boners, that won't go away. Or that could just be something I've made up in my head, as I've never once read a single thing he has ever posted, and don't care to figure out what any of this is about. Oh poor boner boy. Hope you get well!
[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 14 days ago (2 children)
Ahhh, let me modify my prayer then.
"Oh Lord our God, thou knowest the turgid ache that maligns the trousers of your childe, u/311. By the passage of the sun, it has been greater than 4 hours, and yet the rigidity of his member remaineth. Lord, in your mercy, strike down his one eyed devil that it may rest comfortably in his pantaloons once more, forever more, and never again sully his thoughts with it's swollen wickedness. Amen."
[–]Titanic[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 13 days ago (1 child)
devil
You missed your chance to call it the "serpent"
[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 13 days ago (0 children)
Damnit. You're right. I'm sorry. :(
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