WWYD if a gay man pet your head, or if a tranny did it?

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[–]Titanic 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ask them not to do it. And then go home and take a shower. Because their hands either just came out of their ass, or their festering crotch sore.

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Welcome back oorgias, see ya again when you become ooorgias. Are mods annoying you or?

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wouldn't do shit.

[–]Cantbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Only my wife is allowed to touch me. I'm thinking I should tell her she's allowed to touch me nicely because it kinda seems like she doesn't know.