Your homework assignment is to have consensual sex with whatever you hate the most.

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[–]Hematomato[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

You are a bad person.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Your homework assignment is to have consensual sex with whatever you hate the most.

[–]Hematomato[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Tom, I wasn't talking about you. I know you're three years from death and half your brain has already been killed by oxygen deprivation. I was talking about people who still exist.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You responded instantly like a bot.

You're a bot.

[–]Hematomato[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You responded instantly like a dying old man with brain damage.

You are a dying old man with brain damage.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yep. Boring, and unoriginal.

I'm not surprised that's all you can come up with. Your programmer should be embarrassed.

[–]Hematomato[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's still working out the bugs. I'm being designed to replace the massive region of dead tissue in your brain.