How to get mad pussy?

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[–]NastyWetSmear 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Well, after you've seduced her and you're inside her, tell her: "The nice thing about fucking you ugly sluts is, no matter how bad your face looks, the pussy still feels great."

I assure you, it'll be a very mad pussy! Rightly so, by the by!

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

This astute response is a detailed instruction on how to get pussy mad. The question posed was how to get mad pussy. I infer this as meaning locating pussy that is already mad. In that case, just hit on someone experiencing PMS. If successful, your mission will be accomplished. Enjoy your bitching red wings.

[–]Mcheetah 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

PMS? Wasn't that an R&B girl group in the 90s?

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ahhh, my mistake! This may also explain a lot... Like my criminal record.

[–]Mcheetah 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Is this from experience? 🤔

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I really misunderstood all those "Seduction Artists" who talked about "Negging" :(
On the upside, my ability to hold onto a bucking animal as it tries to throw me off has really grown!