Whats your favorite bible story to masturbate to?

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[–]transbob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

All evil people await the same fate.

You have an appointment to hold and you will not be late.

Your future has already been written in stone.

Prepare thyself for an eternity without God.

This is your reward for your evil deeds.

All praise to the creator of gravity and time.

Kind regards,

Trans Bob