What can I do to prevent myself from having an orgasm when chestfeeding my son? I keep getting weird looks in public

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[–]313337 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–]weavilsatemyface 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

In fairness, there are women -- actual women, not men cosplaying as women -- who orgasm when breastfeeding too. It's pretty rare, but it does happen. You can usually tell because their kids are still breastfeeding into their 20s 😛

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not quite.

Breastfeeding releases oxytocin which causes the woman's pelvic muscles to contact so she doesn't spend the rest of her life with her guts hanging out after everything stretched out during pregnancy. That's similar to the female orgasm but many women find it painful, particularly in the weeks after giving birth.

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Women feel good when breastfeeding, that's the reality of the situation. Most women don't see it sexually though because they even breastfeed in public. It's just men and lesbians that see boobs as sexual, women really want to just not worry about bras or tops at all but they have to because of men.

I do know some use it for their... "fantasies". Basically their husband interacts with their vagina part while the baby sucks it off.

It's kind of disturbing but the baby technically isn't involved besides the breastfeeding. Not sure I would want anyone put anyone in jail over this.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Cut your cock and balls off.

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Remove the cucumber before chestfeeding your son. Better yet, wait until after school. This could be interfering with his pre-med studies.

[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As if an actual woman would try to be funny like this.