Whats the most dangerous place you've ever stuck your penis?

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For me it was probably a hornet's nest, or maybe Airbus320's mother

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[–]IkeConn 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There was this muscle girl at the gym. I swear she could rip your pecker off with one swipe of her pelvis. When she came she crushed my pecker with her pussy. I felt every cum wave distinctly.

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A woman broken mentally ill bitch with BPD.

[–]Alphix 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

In the woman who gave me gonnorhea...

[–]chadwickofwv 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Her name was Rosemary.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Her name was Rosemary.

You escaped before meeting her final form.

"Herb."

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

In a mouth.

[–]Maggotus 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

in a woman...?

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Connie. The next guy knocked her up in just one fuck and paid child support for 25 years.