(Poll) What would be the worst physical trait to be stuck having as a man?

submitted by Mcheetah from self.AskSaidIt

Which one would suck the most?

  1. Short (under six feet.) You're seen as puny, weak, and small by everyone because you couldn't grow into an adult man height.
  2. Ugly (Five out of ten or less.) You're unattractive looking in the face.
  3. Overweight/Obese. You're 80+ pounds overweight and have no muscle. Beyond radical surgery, nothing you do can make you lose weight.
  4. Small Penis. You have a dick under 7". No straight woman is going to be pleased with it's inadequate size and your insecurity to it makes it pretty hard (no pun intended) for you to gain bedroom skill to compensate.
  5. Genetic Disorder/Mutation. You have some kind of minor or non-debilitating physical disability, like an extra finger, webbed toes, valgus (knock-knees), a cleft chin, etc. You can't get cosmetic surgery to fix it.
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[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

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[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yup. Get a midget girlfriend. Problem solved.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

IQ under 120. #4 in second place, with #3 being third worst. You can still be legitimately male if ugly or mutant, but few can compensate for being under 6 feet. Even Tom Cruise is a little fellow that's trying his best, but not quite overcoming his missing height.

[–]Mcheetah[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Few can compensate being under six feet. Even Tom Cruise is a little fellow that's trying his best...

True.

But for the intelligence part, MOST human beings are pants-on-head retarded (at least, to me; I've lived in several countries across the world and it's all the same; not just Americans) and most of the world is run by people either slightly less stupid or slightly dumber than even that. I'd say being intelligent in an era that can't define what a woman is, and pretends "pronouns" in introductions shouldn't get you laughed out the room as a childish idiot, is more of a curse than anything. That's how Demoralization works; the dumb ones are the sheep who just go along with it and obey.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No brains.

[–]ASTO 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think Genetic Disorders will suck the most.

[–]JoeyJoeJoe 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Seven inches? Where are you measuring from dude?? 🤣🤣😂