Is chocolate a salad?

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[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

Pretty sure that makes COCAINE a salad too.

Processing is just another form of "tossing". You like your salad tossed?

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Cocaine is food you eat with your nose.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I'm starving.

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Reminds me of a movie line where a drug dealer says, "Hey. Come here kid. 8 got something for you."

The child said, "What is it? Candy?"

The dealer replies, "Yeah. It's candy that you smoke in a pipe."

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sweet.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Don't be so saladious.