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[–]Anman 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Find out who Jesus is first, because clearly you have no idea who he is, what he did and what it means to you.

[–]Insider 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

he was a brown Middle Eastern scam artist that white people worshiped for 2000 years

His day job was a carpenter making chairs and tables for people.

His mom was a whore and the three wise men were her clients. One of them was Jesus's daddy.

The four gospels were written 40-100 years AFTER Jesus died. The average lifespan 2000 years ago was around 40 years old. None of the ppl who wrote the gospel likely ever met Jesus, the brown scam artist.

[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You're blatantly making up the whole scam artist thing.

You're also making up his bioligical mother being a whore and the three magicians being her clients and Jesus's biological father. Not sure why that matters, nor his skin color or being a Jew or his profession of carpentry (note: there's some confusion about whether he himself was a carpenter or whether his earthly father was the carpenter. Perhaps the semitic phrase was something like "son of carpentry" and was mistranslated as "son of carpenter". Or it was changed to his father by people who had an objection to him practicing an earthly profession).

[–]Insider 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was common for poor shits to be scammers around that time. Lots of them on the street.

Note that the person who got crucified and the person who was "resurrected" looked nothing alike. Yeah, I know the excuses.."God prevented his disciples from recognizing him!", "the Sun was in Mary's eyes"

lmao, how stupid do you have to be to believe that shit. Scam artist.