are you sheathed or unsheathed

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[–]i_will_cut_u 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I'm unsheathed.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Fuck you Fed. You already have pictures of my dick. You tell me.

[–]yelgy[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

it's kinda hard to tell with really cheesy micropenises

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Hey give me some credit. It's at least as big as an acorn. See I knew you were a fed.

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

it was really difficult to fap to

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Gay

[–]yabbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Luckily Indians are civilized so I didn't have part of my dick removed right after I was born