How to get welfare from the government as a dropout NEET?

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[–]jet199 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Get diagnosed with a debilitating mental illness.

Shouldn't be hard.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's easy if you live in northwestern Europe. You just gotta go to your municipality and ask for it.

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    [–]yabbit[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I saw the dead souls behind the eyes of middle aged costo employees shuffling from task to task one granola spill away from a full nervous breakdown

    [–]ralph 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    identify as trans

    [–]yabbit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I just say to the welfare office that I'm a tranny?

    [–]suzew 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Just get a job.
    You will be able to collect unemployment checks and stimulus packages later on.
    I'm enjoying the stimulus money because I worked at Walmart and Amazon for just a few months a while back.
    Also, there may be benefits to working at big companies like Walmart or Amazon. If you want a better job, they could help pay for a large chunk (or all) of your college education via online education platforms. If I failed college and dropped out, then I would probably try again in a big companies like US Walmart.