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[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

I can't even afford to give up my pocket lint. Besides, unless someone gives me a ride I can't make it.

[–]goobandit[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

We’ll get you a ride and a plate, but you’ve got to be Ground Control and wrangle the drunks

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

I am a party master! I'm like a social butterfly ninja - everywhere at once. And during a lull, rather than talk to a plant or standing awkwardly with a drink, I always seize that moment to do a pass or few at cleaning stuff up, collecting empty bottles, glasses, and plates, and improving people's experiences. Only boring people get bored.

[–]goobandit[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Cool, you can MC. I’ll be in the corner with the plants

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I don't MC. Specially not with a lampshade on my head.