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[–]IkeConn 10 insightful - 10 fun10 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 10 fun -  (2 children)

Smallpox blankets

[–]goobandit[S] 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Save that joke for the end of the meal so I can make some extra room for dessert

[–]goonmessiah 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Bill Gates, is that you?

[–]Tiwaking 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Im bringing some good old fashioned racism: Dave Chappelle - Open Racism (Açık Irkçılık) - Türkçe altyazılı
Racist Club Uses Intersectionality To Grow Membership Through Diversity Hires!
I'll bring Beef Pork Buns too because its the most anti-religious food possible.

[–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Beef pork buns? Are you sure you’re not showing up with a mayonnaise and cracker platter?

[–]d3rr 9 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Ivermectin brownies, neigh-bor

[–]goobandit[S] 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

[–]cisheteroscum 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

Holocaust denial

And meatballs

[–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Meatballs fresh out of the oven, I presume?

[–]Yin 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (21 children)

I'm bringing BBQ ribs and coffee for the smart sane Saiditors. The globalist-serving "vaccinated" cattle Saiditors get roach salad and Soylent.

[–]Foidblaster9000 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (6 children)

Do we have to actually have the vaccine before trying the Soylent? Is it mint chocolate chip flavored?

[–]Yin 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Sure, you can taste, but I'll make you sign a waiver. The flavor potentials are limitless.

[–]Foidblaster9000 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

We're not talking about this stuff, are we? https://soylent.com/products/soylent-drink-mint-chocolate-1

That green bottle dressed in an eye pleasing plastic sheath. I'm going to have to bite the bullet and get one from the store soon just to have a flavor profile in memory when soylent comes up again. Maybe I can pretend that people goo tastes just like it with enough chocolate, cream and peppermint extract when society inevitably falls.

[–]Yin 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

lol. I urge you not to drink this globalist crap, or at least not more than a drop to satiate curiosity. Soylent is loaded with soy and horrible bad oils including canola oil. It's bottom of the barrel stuff that soymouths crave.

[–]Foidblaster9000 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

I went through the ingredients list, and the splenda/sucralose would have made the entire taste experience vile anyway. If I'm going to poison myself, they should at minimum make it worth my time.

[–]Yin 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Fucking disgusting. Literally gets worse every time you look at the ingredients list.

[–]Foidblaster9000 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Marketing plays dirty tricks with using buzzwords and pretty colors. The consumer (in both senses) was almost had.

[–]fschmidt 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (11 children)

Do I get ribs? I ask because I am racially jewish and you post to the retarded debatealtright sub.

[–]Foidblaster9000 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Everyone posts there. They're probably pork ribs though, albeit likely still tasty. I have to go look up why pork is unclean.

[–]fschmidt 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

Everyone posts there.

I don't.

They're probably pork ribs though, albeit likely still tasty. I have to go look up why pork is unclean.

Because at that time pork had the risk of trichinosis. So no longer applies (in reasonably clean areas).

[–]Foidblaster9000 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

You've replied there, doesn't that count? Pork still carries that risk unless it's thoroughly cooked though. Commercial American meat farming probably cuts a lot of corners. On the infograph that I read it was something about chewing cud, and that they were considered unclean because they were mobile garbage disposals. Then I saw that goats were considered clean, which doesn't make sense because they're retarded compared to pigs, and eat actual garbage too. The infograph was from the United Church of God's site though, so I don't know how that lines up with other religious dietary restrictions

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

and eat actual garbage too.

This is false. Goats are picky fuckers.

[–]Foidblaster9000 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Lots of goats might be. Others are garbage munchers hellbent on dying.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I used to believe that too.

I know the goats I knew, and I know the media lies, so I'm very skeptical about any other "garbage-eating goats".

[–]Foidblaster9000 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Guess you've been around some well behaved goats. I've been around quite a few that will rob you of any dangling objects that look nibble worthy on clothing.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I've never known a goat to be well behaved.

[–]Tiwaking 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Im bringing Pork Beef Buns but for you I can bring some mini-matzo balls and gefilte fish. I'll get the local Rebbe who is Shochet to bring brisket for the BBQ.

Because at that time pork had the risk of trichinosis. So no longer applies (in reasonably clean areas). That is true but is only one of many reasons why pork is forbidden
Why Is Pork Forbidden? 29 minutes
Some of my notes:
pig principles: environment, not very mobile dont need big pastures like cattle or sheep ideal for raising in a settlement or city eat human trash but makes them poorly suited for pastoral and nomadic lifestyles, society, pig husbandry in cities is often associated with lower socio economic status, settlement, pigs are useful for people to settle a new area since they can reproduce quickly new herds can be established quickly with just a few starter animals, economy, pigs can be harder to regulate than other domesticated animals for two reasons their litter sizes can vary drastically 12 - 14 piglets but usually much less they dont produce secondary products like wool or milk which are also valuable sources of taxes and institutional wealth in pre industrial societies so governments encourage raising other animals like goats sheep cows, health, pigs carry disease and are susceptible to parasites like tape worms that can be transmitted to humans. pigs only take a year to mature and eat your trash.

[–]fschmidt 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Those other reasons may have been valid, I don't know. But anyway, I eat pork ribs regularly and I can't remember the last time I ate matzo balls or gefilte fish. So you can keep them for yourself.

[–]Yin 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, everyone who isn't a servant for globalist poison gets all the ribs they can eat. I'll bring a truckload.

[–]goobandit[S] 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Guarantee the roach salad and soylent will become a dare by the end of the night.

Coffee is probably the most underrated item on this list, super thoughtful.

[–]Yin 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

lol. I can see that. Super thoughtful you'd understand the importance of coffee. And it's the good fresh roasted coffee. :) Only the good stuff!

[–]TumbleweedFireflies 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

Internet SaidIt potluck? Nothing, I'm here and throw out some comments occasionally, but mostly just provide upvotes/funnies from the sidelines.

IRL SaidIt potluck? YUMMY FOOD! I will bring deliciousness we can all enjoy. I can't BBQ yet, but I will totally bake sides and make snackplates for us all.

[–]goobandit[S] 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

I was sincerely asking about a hypothetical IRL cookout because I thought it would be nice to have people share their best/favorite dishes. Hit “submit” and almost immediately realized no one would be serious, but I love these replies just the same!

[–]TumbleweedFireflies 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I love food and my belly shows it, happy to share some favorites!

I just made a green bean casserole from scratch, would you (or anyone) like the recipe? I've also got garlic roast beef, sausage-stuffed apples, and crockpot carnitas/pork or crockpot carne asada/beef steak. Crockpot shredded chicken is another thing I make, which is hella easy and adaptable to any flavor at all. A simple side-snack for nearly everyone is tomato/cheese/basil on toothpicks.

Maybe SaidIt users should make a sub for all of this at the end of the day though, maybe even 2 subs. s/recipes and s/slowcookerrecipes. Whatcha think?

I'm fine creating subs, but I can't mod anything else right now. So I would need someone else to be head mod and taking care of rules, design, etc.

[–]Tiwaking 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

almost immediately realized no one would be serious

Have you not seen the politics forum? Everyone is serious!

[–]goobandit[S] 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I guess so, we are a ragtag bunch

[–]AmericanMuskrat 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Weed and bottom shelf vodka of course.

[–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Your finest Mexican brick and a Popov on ice, please

[–]Noam_Chomsky 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Gator skins to the Christmas parade.

[–]goobandit[S] 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Canbot 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

So many good answers already, so I'm going to go with chili.

[–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Good answer, set off the acid reflux so they don’t fight as much

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    [–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    Most considerate answer right here, making sure we’re happy, hydrated, and weird.

    [–]fschmidt 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    Mennonite cheese

    [–]goobandit[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Absolute class act

    [–]jet199 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

    [–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    Dope! Do you make it often?

    [–]jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    [–]Tiwaking 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    It is interesting to see that there are no vegans here

    [–]AmericanMuskrat 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    u/wonderwoman once fucked a cow.

    [–]wonderwoman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    [–]wendyokoopa1 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

    I have cop cam footage from last year of gaige-grosskreutz being arrested for a dui. https://youtu.be/9Ap3cdhL69A

    [–]goobandit[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    That’s a tasty clip

    [–]wendyokoopa1 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Thank you.

    [–]Node 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    Goat's Weed hot peppers, and natto.

    [–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    Destroy and rebuild our gut biomes, this is crucial

    [–]wendyokoopa1 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (15 children)

    Also I have an air fryer and tonight were making cubed beef strips marinated in blend of Chinese five spice and teriyaki, with rice noodles maybe one egg some corn, and an air fried pepper with salad and an apple.

    [–]Foidblaster9000 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    What does air fryer pepper taste like? Do you dredge it in anything?

    [–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (13 children)

    This is what I was expecting when I had the idea to ask but I also realized it would be mostly jokes.

    [–]wendyokoopa1 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

    If we ban travel from Malawi where will Madonna get her fresh supply of children from? That youth blood isn't going to replenish itself. She needs orphans and she needs them stat. The plastic surgeon he does nothing. Photo shopping is failing. She needs adrenochrome and needs it now. I used to be a fan but I've separated artist from art

    [–]wendyokoopa1 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Well we got both. I mean I did meme Madonna earlier

    [–]wendyokoopa1 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

    I forgot to mention I marinated the beef for over 12 hours

    [–]Yin 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

    I like you. You're a keeper.

    [–]wendyokoopa1 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

    Then air fried it along with some bell peppers(seasoned with a little oil and Chinese five spice) rice noodles, corn, all with teriyaki and Chinese five spice. I air fried the meat first. Cooled down the air fryer just a bit the roasted the peppers in oil an Chinese five spice powder.

    [–]Yin 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

    Hot damn!

    [–]wendyokoopa1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yes it was good

    [–]wendyokoopa1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    During lock down I decided to step up my game on some stuff

    [–]Yin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    Same. Although I was never locked down. But it's fun to pretend like I am with a bunkered down vibe. It's a great time to mentally improve in so many avenues including cooking.

    [–]wendyokoopa1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yup I used lock down to exercise and dabble in cooking. Always had a passion for it but was always told no. Now?

    [–]wendyokoopa1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Totally. Now to some day create a broth that would make Naruto please himself and I don't even watch Naruto.

    [–]Yin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Make sure you use highly purified water in all of your cooking. Ideally either reverse osmosis or if you have a water distiller. Or get at least a standard filter can remove any large tap water contaminants including the chlorine taste. The worst is going to a restaurant that uses tap water and tasting the chlorine in their soups, boiled noodles, etc.

    [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

    I can't even afford to give up my pocket lint. Besides, unless someone gives me a ride I can't make it.

    [–]goobandit[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

    We’ll get you a ride and a plate, but you’ve got to be Ground Control and wrangle the drunks

    [–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

    I am a party master! I'm like a social butterfly ninja - everywhere at once. And during a lull, rather than talk to a plant or standing awkwardly with a drink, I always seize that moment to do a pass or few at cleaning stuff up, collecting empty bottles, glasses, and plates, and improving people's experiences. Only boring people get bored.

    [–]goobandit[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    Cool, you can MC. I’ll be in the corner with the plants

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I don't MC. Specially not with a lampshade on my head.

    [–]Foidblaster9000 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    Covid-19 boosters! ! !

    [–]goobandit[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

    [–]Gravi 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

    Potato.

    [–]goobandit[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Versatile, I like it!

    [–]socks 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

    A tribe called Quest

    [–]goobandit[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    DJ socks is on the cut, gonna get Paid in Full (I know, that’s not their song)

    [–]Zapped 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    RIP Phife Dawg. I knew someone who got Tribe to do a frat party concert around 1990 for about $10,000, travel included.

    [–]socks 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    What a bargain, and what a tragic, preventable loss of Phife.

    [–]Pixietree 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

    Whiskey and a sheet of acid, what else is needed?

    [–]JasonCarswell 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

    Ketamine, DMT, Nitrous Oxide, cocaine, and ecstasy!
    Let's make this an orgy of excess while the world burns!!!

    [–]goobandit[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    [–]milkmender11 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Flavor-aid

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Patience.