Masturbation homework given to British Columbia junior kindergarten students by [deleted] in news

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When I want to touch my vulva I go down to the basement. It's in one of my jars.

White supremacist shoots and kills 10 people in a New York supermarket by ShalomEveryone in news

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If you go to that Tops store tomorrow, they'll probably have a big discount on produce. They don't want it to go bad, so hurry! See you there!

Guy shouts "oh shit we're going to die, we're going to die" in Arabic (Lebanese) before crashing his car by roger in WatchPeopleDie

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He's holding the camera wrong! Listen, kids, when you're going to 'Allah Snackbar', at least let us viewers see everything! Sheesh!

Florida man told he is too large for a theme park ride (6feet,5inches tall and 340 pounds). Rides anyway. Slips out of his seat on the way down and splats loudly on the ground by Malakur in WatchPeopleDie

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Was he an obese black teen? Of course he was.

Lathe Machine Catches it Latest Victim! Look at All that Meat Fly! by donna9 in WatchPeopleDie

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Is that how cotton candy is made?

Lathe Machine Catches it Latest Victim! Look at All that Meat Fly! by donna9 in WatchPeopleDie

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Fargo approves.

Man gets shot in the face from point blank. His eye pops outs and his mouth turns into a blood fountain. by Jew_Mamboo in WatchPeopleDie

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If this were a black and white Hitchcock film, it would look like a chocolate fountain, and everybody would be putting their strawberries-on-a-stick right in there.

Welder's Beware! BOOOM!! by donna9 in WatchPeopleDie

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Why is there an apostrophe in 'welders'?

Man with Back Problem Walks in Front of Truck, Gets Crushed and Skull Bursts Open by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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"Ah, my aching b... skull."

Lawyer and Brother Blown Up by Suicide Bomber Due to Family Dispute by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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At the 28 second mark he hits him, lol. "Why you do dat, why?"

Another dumb rapper gets popped full of holes during IG live video. by MikeOochizitchy in WatchPeopleDie

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World Star !!!!!!

Brazilian police officer gets shot during favela raid by SkinnyBunny in WatchPeopleDie

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I saw this movie: NomoCop

SUV drives through crowd at the Waukesha Holiday parade in Wisconsin by Troy in WatchPeopleDie

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If I were there, I would have said to him, "Hey! Why did you do that? What did that little girl ever do to you? And what did that granny ever do to you? And what did that little girl ever do to you? And what did THAT granny ever do to you? And what did THAT girl ever do to you? And what did THAT granny ever do to you? And what did THAT girl ever do to you? And what did THAT granny ever do to you? And what did THAT girl ever do to you? And what did THAT granny ever do to you? And what did THAT girl ever do to you? And what did THAT granny ever do to you? And what did THAT girl ever do to you? And what did THAT granny ever do to you? And what did THAT girl ever do to you? And what did THAT granny ever do to you? And what did THAT girl ever do to you? And what did THAT granny ever do to you? And what did THAT girl ever do to you?" Yep, that's what I would have said.

Crazed man attacking deputy takes 12 point blank rounds to the chest before stopping. by Node in WatchPeopleDie

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"Don't taze me, bro! Shoot me! Like, 12 times. For luck."

Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Hurt by Tom_Bombadil in WatchPeopleDie

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But...but... that would make my hood all pink. Also, I think you may be in the wrong sub. Perhaps check out s/incel You're welcome.

GRAPHIC: Full video of Nairobi mall massacre reveals terror, gunmen shooting shoppers by Troy in WatchPeopleDie

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Yes I did. And I wrote, since you outnumber them (10,000 to 1), that you could stop them. So go do it, and stop typing.

Public execution of Nazis by hanging - Kiev 1946 by Dumbodilla in WatchPeopleDie

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One of them shouted in German, just before he was hanged, "Hey! Otto! I can zee mein house from here!"

Then he swung around in circles, getting a good, but dimmer and dimmer, panoramic view of the crowd.

Public execution of Nazis by hanging - Kiev 1946 by Dumbodilla in WatchPeopleDie

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I did Nazi that coming...

Public execution of Nazis by hanging - Kiev 1946 by Dumbodilla in WatchPeopleDie

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Perhaps more experiments need to be carried out vis a vis lighter women versus heavier neo-Nazis.

Parent Walks Away from Child, Child's Head Crushed by Car by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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If it's a daughter, no biggee.

Parent Walks Away from Child, Child's Head Crushed by Car by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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Did it work? Or were you crushed?

Child Electrocuted After Touching Low Hanging Power Line by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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What are you, anti-boy? That family will need a breadwinner for when Mom is too old to sweep. Don't be hating on male fetuses. Also, on the old subreddit snarkiness was rampant. Perhaps there are snowflakes in your eyes and you can't see. Also, UR Mom. Also, no YOU.

Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Hurt by Tom_Bombadil in WatchPeopleDie

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The only person who died was that brave Confederate soldier

LAPD - Officer Involved Shooting - Newton Division by Auferstanden in WatchPeopleDie

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Paramount canceled "COPS". Not sure why...

Freight train knocked down a woman in Bratsk (locomoticide) by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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You had me at locomoticide...

In the Nizhny Novgorod region, a drunk policeman knocked a woman to death and left (video) by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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That woman did not practice Frogger.

Child Electrocuted After Touching Low Hanging Power Line by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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Well, Mom's pregnant. I suspect with a boy this time, so things will work out better for the family.

Flythrough of my unfinished model of the Manhattan Bridge by happysmash27 in computergraphics

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Where is Chris Pratt singing "Everything is Awesome!"?

Fuck Reddit. Fuck Reddit. by MV6V in WatchRedditDie

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Ur Mom

According to Alexa rankings, saidit.net is now in the top 10,000 most-visited American websites by magnora7 in SaidIt

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So is your Mom's vajayjay

High ranking CJNG member +1 executed on dirt road with a high caliber weapon by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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Woosh!!

15 y/o falls, hits head and dies, during a fight in Nicaragua by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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"Finish him!" Oh, wait... nvm...

Minneapolis police suffocate a black man to death by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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I'm glad I found this video here. It seems like it would have made the news or something...

Car crash with a pole in Mexico by DoctorsHateHim in WatchPeopleDie

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And that's a wrap.

First responders trying to save suspected looter shot by pawn shop owner by imaginaryperson in WatchPeopleDie

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If I were a first responder I would have said, "Sir, I would be happy to try to save your life. However, first I'm going to have to ask you to PULL UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!"

NSFW *Graphic* Play stupid games win stupid prizes. (not my title) by Tom_Bombadil in WatchPeopleDie

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At the beginning it looked like a bunch of monkeys trying to open a coconut.

Retired St. Louis Police Captain shot dead by looters by HarryPhajynuhz in WatchPeopleDie

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For a second I thought it was Raymond Holt.

Retired St. Louis Police Captain shot dead by looters by HarryPhajynuhz in WatchPeopleDie

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How much time do you have?

Man shoots wife (not seen), then blows his head off (seen), in a parking lot in Florida. Narrated by videographer. by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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Obey your thirst.

Man shot in broad daylight and killed minutes after friend was shot and killed *scream warning* by Jackool in WatchPeopleDie

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The inventor of The Ring Doorbell had exactly this in mind.

Man shot in broad daylight and killed minutes after friend was shot and killed *scream warning* by Jackool in WatchPeopleDie

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Or no feeling at all.

Female driver drives over a scooterist by DoctorsHateHim in WatchPeopleDie

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'reversed'. I get it.

Kid Runs Outside Gate, Trips Just as Van Passes By, Gets Crushed and Partly Scalped by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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Hopefully the driver doesn't have to replace his tire.

Man Tries to Fix Piled Up Mess, Gets Crushed by Rising Machine by Oneda in WatchPeopleDie

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"Gupta, how was your day?" "It had its ups and downs."

GRAPHIC: Full video of Nairobi mall massacre reveals terror, gunmen shooting shoppers by Troy in WatchPeopleDie

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Look, your so-called peaceful brothers vastly outnumber the evil perpetrators, yes? So take them out of the equation. With all the hypocrisy of Christianity, notice they don't strap themselves with bombs and kill women and children. Muslims do, over and over and over and over and over and over and over... Hindus don't, Taoists don't, Buddhists don't. Only Muslims blow up women and children over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Go back to your group, spread the word, take control, and kick these sick Imams and their gullible followers right out. When you do that, I'll reconsider what you wrote.

Video: In the new one, he killed his girlfriend and committed suicide by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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Insightful

High ranking CJNG member +1 executed on dirt road with a high caliber weapon by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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It looks a little bit staged to me, because one of the guys still has his eyes open, like he's alive. Also, Tom Savini may have been hired to fool other cartel leaders.

Paraglider loses control and crashes to his death by Troy in WatchPeopleDie

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Sometimes I think to myself, "If I never go in a paraglider, I won't die in a paraglider crash."

Israeli Police Officer Shoots Dead Mentally Unstable Man Who Stabbed Him by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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He brought a knife to a gun fight.

GRAPHIC: Full video of Nairobi mall massacre reveals terror, gunmen shooting shoppers by Troy in WatchPeopleDie

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The religion of peace.

Bar Fight leads to death of two people by Troy in WatchPeopleDie

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"If he dies, he dies."-- Ivan Drago

Man falls to his death after son-in-law opens elevator doors early by Troy in WatchPeopleDie

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Their relationship had its ups and downs.

Video: In the new one, he killed his girlfriend and committed suicide by HopeThatHalps in WatchPeopleDie

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Are they OK?