That's it. I've officialy experienced Saidit brainrot.

submitted by detty from (self.whatever)

I was on a train and saw a guy with bone conduction earphone thingies. And I IMMEDIATELY thought of you fags, even though it's been months since that bone conduction spam.

Looks like I need to go completely offline for a couple of weeks.

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[–]NastyWetSmear 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Someone I work with mentioned them a few weeks ago. She was saying how good they were and mentioned about them being safe for swimming or something... I've never tried to report a person for Spam in real life before.

[–]detty[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Just don't see a blue Lowe's 5 gallon bucket. :)

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

How did you know they were bone conducting earphones, do they look different?

[–]detty[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, they do. They grip the back of your head and don't go into your ear. Look them up.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You can't make me.

[–]neolib 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I don't even know how they look like (never clicked), in my mind this is just a weird combination of words.

[–]detty[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

They're real! Though I don't get why anyone would buy them, cause they don't have any unique features and would still leak sound. Basically just regular earphones with extra steps.

[–]Alienhunter 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They conduct bones man!

[–]package 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They're alright for podcasts and other spoken content, but that's about it. Kind of bizarre that they're always advertised for running when they inherently distort as their volume increases and are basically impossible to hear over wind or in any slightly noisy environment.

[–]x0x7 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Has anyone ever tried them? Awful. But I guess if you listen to awful music it doesn't matter.

[–]detty[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Apparently they're good for hard of hearing people. Though I don't think that guy had any hearing troubles.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He might have if this place were IRL. I wanted to stick a screwdriver on his ear.

[–]Bitch-Im-a-cow 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Catch-22, detty

(If you're aware of your Saidit brain rot, you're still somewhat sane, at least for the time being.)

[–]detty[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hope so

[–]PsychoTranyRedditMod 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Brainrot? Phhht, you haven't been to reddit lately.

[–]detty[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I go there every day. Thankfully, my feed is tailored to my specific set of interests and the default subs rarely leak through.

[–]Voater 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Did you ask him what kind of bone conduction headphones are best for use on the train?

[–]detty[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, I missed that opportunity. My bad.

[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Just be aware there are no old single women, or men, wanting to secretly fuck you around your area!
Lies, LIES. Lies and deception! How dare them, snake-tongued evils? They will pay for their insolence.

[–]detty[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh noooooooo!!!!! :(