Important Announcement

submitted by Mognora7 from (self.whatever)

Hello, fellow truth-seekers. This is Mognora7, the administrator of Saidit.neet, the online conspiracy forum that you all love and trust. I have some important news to share with you.

Starting from January 1st, 2024, all users of Saidit.neet will regrettably have to verify their accounts with a DNA sample. This is not a decision that I made lightly, but it is a necessary one to ensure the safety and security of our community.

As you may know, Saidit.neet has been under constant attack from the global elite, the deep state, the reptilians, and other nefarious forces that want to silence us and keep us in the dark. They have been infiltrating our forum with bots, trolls, shills, and agents provocateurs, spreading misinformation, disinformation, and propaganda, trying to sow discord, confusion, and division among us.

To combat this threat, we need to verify the identity and authenticity of every user on Saidit.neet. The only way to do this is by using a DNA sample. A DNA sample is a unique and unforgeable identifier that can prove that you are a human being and not a synthetic or hybrid creature. It can also help us distinguish between genuine truth-seekers and those who aim to undermine the integrity of our platform.

Rest assured, we understand the concerns surrounding privacy, and we have taken extensive measures to ensure the confidentiality of your genetic information. The DNA samples will only be used for verification purposes and will not be shared with any external entities.

We appreciate your understanding and cooperation in these challenging times. Together, we can strengthen the walls of our truth-seeking community and continue our pursuit of knowledge and enlightenment.

Thank you for your unwavering support.

Sincerely,

Mognora7
Administrator of Saidit.neet

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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Is any update a good update?

[–]niggnora7 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

It is in this case. We'll confirm your identity with the International Nucleotide Sequence Database Collaboration (INSDC), via the NIH's Sequence Read Archive (SRA), the INSDC will cross-check the NIH SRA data with the European Bioinformatics Institute (EBI), and the DNA Database of Japan (DDBJ). Saiditors can bypass this step by offering me a blowjob in the alley behind Codependent Cocktails and Coffee in Austin, TX.

[–]SMCABwhatever 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

Tell me where to send my jizz.

[–]CheeseWizard 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

OP's mouth 😳
I-it's necessary silly, for s-science

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's more than many can swallow.

[–]LarrySwinger2 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

This post is too witty to be by socks, so I wonder who it is.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I feel Zom or HP would have gone for an anal swab

[–]cunninglingus 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's /u/musky-the-nigger

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

HP

Harry Potter?

[–]cunninglingus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yes

[–]Fireslinger 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

You poor things, you have to click a checkbox (not even a captcha) to load a site that you don't even pay for.

[–]Musky 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Whoa, an account older than 5 years.

The security checks don't seem to be doing anything besides frustrating users to the point of quitting, and it's not like we had all that many before it started

[–]Fireslinger 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I'll agree with you there, it is annoying. But I've been seeing all these whiny posts about it, and this one takes the cake. OP went through the effort to create a mock magnora7 account. It's inflammatory, disrespectful, and I'm sure magnora7 isn't sharing the lol. Mognora7 should try creating their own info exchange site, and let us all know how easy it is to maintain, on the current shit-show that we call the internet.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Mognora7 should try creating their own info exchange site, and let us all know how easy it is to maintain, on the current shit-show that we call the internet.

Yup. The pioneers catch the arrows.

[–]Fireslinger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

At least the arrows aren't that sharp.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's still an injustice.

A low brow assault.

[–]Fireslinger 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Indeed, completely agree.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It isn't targeting m7, it's taking the "human verification" situation here to an absurd degree, dna testing, for humorous effect.

[–]mangina8 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You're like Santa, visiting once a year. Welcome back.

Also no need to pay for any sites of this kind. Every comment requires a checkbox or two.

[–]Fireslinger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course, why would you pay for anything on the internet. Those hosting the servers are the only ones who need to pay, while everyone else complains, right? They probably wonder why they're even continuing to host / maintain.

[–]CheeseWizard 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

It's time we finally get a Magnora8. Gotta keep up with times.

[–]mangina8 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Indeed, Your Cheeseness

[–]Magnora69 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yo!

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

MagnoraAI

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A fecal implant sample has been received by the USPS, and directed to your attention.

Feel free to eat it.

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I'd mail you my unwashed underwear but they're vintage Fruit Of The Loom from the 80s and insuring them for shipping purposes is just too expensive.

[–]Dregan-yea 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

With the cornucopia?

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No. A special limited-time A-team print briefs.

[–]binaryblob 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Do you know what this means?

Saidit now has a culture. If this keeps up like this, perhaps it will even be on the World Heritage List.

Whoever it was that has written it, I thought it was fairly funny, so you did well.

Perhaps it's even one of the first instances of culture attributed to a bot.

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Open your anus and wait for violation to receive your sample by the War of Mārs with the Magic of Sāturnus at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]Entropick 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I never laugh anymore, thanks

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'm like Trump, I don't have DNA, I have USA!

[–]mangina8 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I have USA!

And Putin's hand up your ass ;-)

[–]SoCo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Seems less invasive than Cloudflare....The checkboxes wouldn't be so bad if they worked... yet you have to click a dozen checkboxes, taking ages to load each, before it works and lets you view a page. Then, you immediacy have to do it again to comment, post, or load another page.

[–]MagicMike 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Best laugh in a long time! Kudos!

[–]Behar 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Do they know that DNA can mutate?

[–]MagicMike 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

did one of those genetics tests where I spit in a cup and send it in. It said I had ancestors from Norway, Denmark, and the Faroe Islands. With blond hair and blue eyes, my wife said I looked like a recruitment poster for the Nazi SS. Can I use these results instead?

[–]Bridgeheadprod 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Please open wide and I will deposit my sample when you are ready.

[–]detty 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bless your heart.