Being a woman is a fucking superpower.

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dont get me wrong, cuz i give her a monthly payment plan for the bicycle.. $2.00 per month until its paid off.. I WILL REPOSSESS IT, DONT MAKE LATE PAYMENTS.

when i say that i "give her a bicycle", i mean that i give her a payment book with which she can pay off the bicycle.

i am killing two birds with one stone..

1) i teach her to suck a dick.

2) she learns the value of paying off her own bicycle.

everybody wins.