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[–]iamonlyoneman 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Tell her she can, if she wants to be divorced and die alone

[–]KyleIsThisTall 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He should do that just for asking

[–]weavilsatemyface 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

I too believe every bullshit story written on the internet.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

It came from Reddit originally so 50-50 it's bullshit or just a Reddit cuck.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Yeah, it really calls into question why anyone actually visits that site. The majority of Reddit is comprised of creative writing, psych study material or propaganda if not generated by bots.

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Especially these days it's pretty irrelevant next to Twitter and (unfortunately) TikTok.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Lol that is unfortunate 😂 who'd have thunk Tiktok would ever become relevant.

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The Chinese government

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah females are all disloyal skanks.

[–]catfishrising 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

How about: "Only if he lets me bang his current girl."

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, the old switcheroo! Brilliant.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Smart

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Once I'm dead you can bang anyone you like."

[–]HiddenFox 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"If you don't mind me banging my new 20 year old girl friend at the house every night until you die, then yeah I guess I'm cool with it. Also, if you hear her screaming my name in the middle on the night please don't interrupt."

[–]noshore4me 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

"I'm dying, can I get out of my vows?"

"No.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"But it was Till Death Do Us Part... I'm just looking for an advance."

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Damn, that's cold.

[–]Rah 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She'll feel really hot once her soul goes deep into the seventh circle of hell.

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    [–]KyleIsThisTall 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Divorce her and cut off all support.

    [–]Alphix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Trying to kill the husband first is she? That is some harsh shit.

    [–]Threesrwild 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    This is a bullshit article. It doesn’t exist. Just trying to get you NPCs who find a female to cuck for her so she can feel special and powerful.

    [–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I'm not sure it's true, but the he article exists: https://www.unilad.com/community/reddit-husband-wife-sleep-ex-9-months-016142-20230804

    [–]cant_even 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Fake or not; K-Drama did this 20 years ago, only it was the husband with (x-days to live).

    [–]Bangit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yikes... :/