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[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Protect your horses from horse-molestation more like it....

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Reminds me of this old quip:

Punctuation is important. There's a big difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

[–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

First you helped him dismount then the horse was serviced.

All in one sentence.