Attention, Ladies: Semen Is an Antidepressant

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[–]SMCABwhatever 11 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 9 fun -  (3 children)

Then why do all these depressed BPD/Bipolar chicks who take cum by the bucket load from any man who will pay attention to them not feel better?

And why doesn't socks ever wake up in a good mood? This doesn't work on fat fags? I thought we could be whatever we wanted to be now? Sperm is sexist?

[–]William_World 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i think the semen helps them but it's not enough and it doesn't work miracles

[–]dicknipplessneako's agent 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Another reminder that you are indeed the worst, ugliest imbicile on Saidit. And women naturally try to avoid you like the plague.

[–]SMCABwhatever 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]Diana 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

then your mom should be feeling all better soon

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/omXTZXdE8dw

[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

My guess is that the increased pleasure from condomless sex is improving their mood.

[–]William_World 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

agreed it's funny the study didn't think of that either, it just feels better for men and women without it

[–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Condoms Off For Depression!!!

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Works if they swallow too. No joke.

[–]UbiquitousCultOfSelf 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Is that convicted pedo Jared from subway?

[–]William_World 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

A theory they should think of is that condoms have toxic chemicals in them that make women depressed.

"Meanwhile, risky sex is usually associated with negative self-esteem and depressed mood. Among college women, risky sex includes intercourse without condoms, so we would expect sex sans condoms to be associated with more depressive symptoms, and more serious depression including suicide attempts. However, in the Gallup-Burch-Platek study, among women who "always" or "usually" used condoms, about 20 percent reported suicidal thoughts, but among those who used condoms only "sometimes," the figure was much lower, 7 percent, and among women who "never" used condoms, only 5 percent reported suicidal thoughts. (This study controlled for relationship duration, amount of sex, use of the Pill, and days since last sexual encounter.) So it appears quite possible that the antidepressants in semen might have a real mood-elevating effect."

They might want to see how women who have no sex ever feel but those don't exist.

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They might want to see how women who have no sex ever feel but those don't exist.

They should ask troons. Since they claim they're real women, but most of them probably aren't getting laid, they'd be perfect for that study :D.

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

lol yup I guess this study is pro genocide since they didn't do the study on trans

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/TrvMzk1ozE4